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26 Sumner, WA Man


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  • Ages 20–38
  • Near me
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My Details

Last Online
Mar 6, 2008
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
When drinking
Catholicism, and somewhat serious about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I am a very conservative catholic. I am currently in the army and have a strong sense of patriotism. The most important things to me, in order are God, country, my family, and my freinds. Anyway besides all that shit... I religiously watch football on Saturdays, Sundays, Monday and Thursday nights. I like going to parties, and gettting competely smashed, and forgetting everything I did all night. I'm not that much of a drunk I just like to enjoy life, and some times it reqires getting plastered. I hate assholes (except myself- j/k). I'm on myspace a hell of a lot more than I'm on this website--

I am laid back, witty, and patriotic
What I’m doing with my life
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I am an American soldier. I was an M1A1/A2 tank crewman, but have recently changed to a Cavalry Scout. I have been in the army about 2 years. I plan on getting a bachelor's degree from Ohio State University in Arabic, and then applying to the CIA for a clandestine paramilitary operative position. In otherwords, when I'm out of the Army I want to become a spy. Because despite the fact that I think nothing gets done politically (because with the except of Reagan all politicians are full of shit, and don't do a damn thing), someone(me) is still going to have to secretly take out a terrorist before another 9/11 happens. Or shoot Kim Jung Il (that ronry bastard) before he gives WMDs to terrorist.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
sports, and sports trivia, throing paties, having fun, this "I love me" section is kinda weird, I don't like bragging about myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Well mannered, talkative, very opinionated, damn good looking lol.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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a) non-fiction: historical or political, classics, and historical fiction b) Godfather trilogy, most film noir, Team America, World Police-- America Fuck Yeah!!!, Kevin Spacey is my favorite actor (Se7en, LA Confidential, ...), I like most of Mel Brooks films (SPace Balls, History of the World Part I, ...). My favorite director though is Francis Ford Coppola. I love movies, I don't really like sappy romance movies or horror flicks, there are a few that I think are alright, it just not appealing to have an almost plotless movie, where 55,000 people get slashed a bunch of different ways. Thoe original House on Haunted Hill was good, and The Night of the Living Dead (the original), Hostel was alright too. c) country- Toby Keith, Daryl Worley, and Rascal Flats are my favorites; classic rock Eagles, Aerosmith; jazz, Chicago (thats about it); rap and hip-hop, Wu-Tang, Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre, Tu Pac; and some rock, System of a Down blah blah blah d) steak, seafood, bbq, anything edible
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
God America, I'd have no money if it werent for the government, not that they give me much. Sports, mainly football, but I also watch baseball, baketball, hockey, world cup soccer-- USA 2010 (I'm going to South Africa), college football and basketball, breathing, kinda important, i might die without it Friends- Bacardi 151- how else would I get plastered twice as fast as normal?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Last night, my future, why the hell am I typing this, and how the Dallas Cowboys are going to win Super BOwl XLI (41 for those of you who don't understand roman numerals)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drunk off my ass at a party, or evading arrest, maybe trying to remember where my pants or shoes, or my shirt is. Or occasionally I could be stuck outside in fucking Yakima, WA (aka Yakistan) frezing my ass of in a tent.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Why the hell would I tell deep dark secrets to total strangers, if I did it would be kinda weird.
You should message me if
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You want to, but don't if you're just going to bitch about one of those two propaganda filled test I wrote, just to piss people off, that was the goal, don't complain to me.