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jmtucker

27 M Somerville, MA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 10
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English, Hebrew (Okay), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Hello world.

I'm in Boston for a Ph.D. in rocks. Rocks are cool. I like to think that growing up in the land of earthquakes seeded an interest in geology, but mostly it strewed my legos around the floor. I like maps and boats and have glow in the dark stars on my ceiling. I have rocket ship curtains and a giant periodic table hanging over my bed. I spend most of my day waiting to make bad puns and your mom jokes.
What I’m doing with my life
Studying xenon in the Earth and watching hockey.

Also I have mail-order degrees in murderology AND murderonomy.
I’m really good at
Explaining scientific concepts, crossword puzzles, instant recall of all of Futurama and Star Trek. I also know entire whole periodic table.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: reading Chris Hadfield's book An Astronaut's Guide to Life on Earth.
Movies: Contact, Closer
TV: watching Black Books as I type this
Music: learning to play Pictures at an Exhibition. It's damn hard. Otherwise, inexplicably, Israeli pop music.
Food: cauliflower leek soup
Games: Dominion, backgammon, Defenders of the Realm, Mario Kart Wii
The six things I could never do without
google scholar; mathematica; gin; mass spectrometers; handlebar mounted bike mirror; my giant periodic table shower curtain
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How measurements of xenon isotopes in rocks tell us about the formation of the Earth. Alternatively, everything around me. I appreciate things by understanding them.

Dirty limericks and awful puns.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking beer and eating pizza. Or being the (2n+1)th wheel.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You find me fascinating even when I'm not claiming to be a jewel thief or a lion tamer.
You can teach me to skate backwards or hockey stop.
Or you also think Captain Janeway is the antichrist.