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27 Somerville, MA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 11
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Working on Ph.D program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English, Hebrew (Okay), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Hello world.

I'm in Boston for a Ph.D. in rocks. Rocks are cool. I like to think that growing up in the land of earthquakes seeded an interest in geology, but mostly it strewed my legos around the floor. I like maps and boats and have glow in the dark stars on my ceiling. I have rocket ship curtains and a giant periodic table hanging over my bed. I spend most of my day waiting to make bad puns and your mom jokes.
What I’m doing with my life
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Studying xenon in the Earth and looking up day-of Bruins tickets.

Also I have mail-order degrees in murderology AND murderonomy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Explaining scientific concepts, crossword puzzles, instant recall of all of Futurama and Star Trek. I also know entire whole periodic table.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm not wearing glasses.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: reading Around the World in 80 Days. I'm on day 38.
Movies: Contact, Closer
TV: watching Black Books as I type this. Also NMTB, QI, Project Runway.
Music: learning to play Pictures at an Exhibition. It's damn hard. Otherwise, inexplicably, Israeli pop music.
Food: cauliflower leek soup
Games: Dominion, backgammon, Defenders of the Realm, Mario Kart Wii
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
google scholar; mathematica; gin; mass spectrometers; handlebar mounted bike mirror; my giant periodic table shower curtain
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How measurements of xenon isotopes in rocks tell us about the formation of the Earth. Alternatively, everything around me. I appreciate things by understanding them.

Dirty limericks and awful puns.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being the (2n+1)th wheel.
You should message me if
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You find me fascinating even when I'm not claiming to be a jewel thief or a lion tamer.
You can teach me to skate backwards or hockey stop.
Or you also think Captain Janeway is the antichrist.

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