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TheDudeGuru

37 Fenton, MO Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:03pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
University
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, and might want more
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Thank you for thinking my profile picture is at least interesting enough to click on.

I know women do read the profile summaries on here to see if we match up so I want to start by listing the reasons we might not. I'm aware by putting this at the top I cut my potential dating pool by probably 75% but there's no reason I can't at least save both of us some time by getting this out of the way first:

1. I have two beautiful boys aged 6 & 3. They mean the world to me and whoever I'm dating would have to realized their happiness comes before yours and mine. I would hope that wouldn't be an issue but unbelievably I've met people who can't understand that's what being a parent means. Also I don't expect whomever I'm seeing to immediately fall in love with my boys but please if you don't like kids please move on. No harm no foul.

2. I'm divorced. Definitely wasn't my choice. I would have liked to get counseling or whatever it took to save my family at least for my kids sake and divorce should be a last resort and I feel like we weren't to that point. That said it's over and done with and we've both moved on and get along well for out boys. Some people view divorced people as damaged goods so if you already see me like that then please move on.

3. I have a phobia about driving therefore I don't have a car. Stupid I know but it is what it is and I know it needs to change. That said please don't go into this thinking it's a temporary thing. It may be but I've been with too many women who wrongly assumed it would be and thought they could fix it.

If you've read this far and haven't run away screaming, thank you. You are either crazy or a saint lol. If you are still here wondering why you should click that message button let me see what I can do to help.

I learn from my mistakes. I don't believe everyone can say that. I try everyday to make myself a better person for my kids, future partner, and myself. Yest I'm divorced but that also caused me to re-evaluate myself and try to fix the issues that got me there. I won't make those mistakes again by taking things for granted. I know now that every day I need to make sure my significant other feels appreciated and actively work at not letting things settle into routine.

I love to laugh, something I'd like to do more of, and am active in finding new and fun things to do to enjoy my life. Don't get me wrong, I can be serious, almost too serious sometimes but at the right times.

I'm looking for someone to share my future with and create our own path. I used to be set in my ways but I'm completely open to change.

I'm a compassionate liberal. I understand there are different ways of seeing the world but I think being with someone else who sees it the way I do politically and socially would probably be best. I don't want or expect a carbon copy of me but some fundamental differences are hard conversation starters.

If you've gotten this far, GOLD STAR! Seriously if you contact me maybe saying what got you past all the BS at the top of this profile and led you to message me would be a great icebreaker. I get a lot of "Hi, how are you?" messages but it usually tends to be some horrible back and forth before I find out they haven't even read my profile and/or are fake. If you send me a real message indicating you at least skimmed this then believe me I'll put the time and energy into seeing if we truly connect.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work full time retail and trying to claw my way up the ladder. I'm a full time home theatre lead and hopefully moving up in the next 6 months. I still have dreams about what I'm going to be when I grow up. Yes I can be a little bit of a Peter Pan.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My job, stupid trivia, being a dad, playing sports.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I dislike this question because it sounds so self serving and it assumes too much but people tend to mention my eyes, humor, and intelligence.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I could do without a lot but people like lists so here you go:

1. My sons
2. My job
3. Cellphone (tacky I know but it is what it is)
4. Someone to share my life with
5. My health
6. Having fun every once in a while. With friends, by myself, or other.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Me and my boys future.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Most likely working (retail you know how that goes) or relaxing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't drive. I kinda have a phobia about it. It's something I'm working on and it does hamper my social life but I find it helps in the finding a partner area. Usually if they aren't judgmental about it that goes a long way in seeing what kind of person they are.
You should message me if
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You like to have fun. Are open minded. Are equally comfortable staying in watching a movie on the couch or going to a club. Funny but kind. Smart and sexy. Don't mind dating someone with kids. I'm a sucker for dimples.

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