I'm somewhat of a white-knight syndrome person. What this means to you is that I will always be faithful, loyal, and treat you like a queen. (If you want that sort of thing.)
I'm not that great at coming up with things to say about myself without another person to bounce conversation off of, but if you are a good converser, you may hit a point where you can't shut me up.
(How are you supposed to get 1000 words in one of these? I'm tempted to just write blah blah blah, etc, 600 times somewhere just to get that 100% profile completion.)