Minorly complicated. And I am, as they say , the life of your party;I try to simplify my life but my inability to settle or sit still is just not helping. Constantly searching for new things to try or simply complicate my life with, be forewarned! Woooots!

Better known for my vibrant, cheery temperament and satirical humor, though I'm more often found immersed reading (gotta have my daily dosage of world news update), writing and spending time away from the hustle and bustle of life when I'm not trapped right in the middle of it All - for my Work.

I am Not the regular boy-next-door. Am too opinionated, too idealistic and too erratic, but I'm also very passionate and fiercely loyal towards everything I love - My family, my friends, my work

Suffering deepens me, gives a greater luster to my color, a richer resonance to my words. I do not allow it to destroy me, to burn away my optimism and spirit, my capacity for visions, and my respect for simple yet indispensable things.

My friends hang around me for many reasons but they mainly enjoy the constant flurry of strange happenings which occur to my dismay and their delight! They had a good laugh over my 'travel mate from hell' story and never fail to bring it up at gatherings! With my fun-loving and adventurous streak, I have experienced exploring the underwater world, thrilling roller coaster rides and water rafting. Quiet moments would see me arming myself with a good book for reading pleasure or personal development. The gym is also another hangout for high energy workouts during the week after hours spent on my project management work. Catching up with friends over movies or meals is a regular affair and the yearly travels never fail to rejuvenate and furnish food for the soul. Life is a journey of ups and downs , so share this journey with me!

I am J0 (really, jo).
I am straight and monogamous.
I prefer women to girls.
I believe in Multiple Orgasms, Love & Happily-Ever-Afters.

2 rules when you are with me:

1. Say What You Mean and Mean What You Say - so I can come to trust, respect, honor, and admire you.

2. Adore me, do things with me, and (Physically and Mentally) Be by My Side when I am unwell, in grief, uncertain, or afraid - so I will desire to do things to you that will make my grandpapa raise from his grave.

I don't need ta smoke, gamble, or f**k around ta have a life. I am beyond that and I have a double standard to live up to. If it bothers you, go stand on a railway track and take a moment.

No games. No pretense. No playing of roles. - Just Jo, holler back!

This sounds like a question my grandmother would ask me.
I aspire to become a Sasquatch tracker,
Worth to b treasured.
Believe tht..
Like S.Dali said, No fear of perfection, u'll never reach it~
It's ok to fail,but not without trying best
Work smart , dont WOrk hard ~

Been embarking on a journey of self discovery at times when I am not consumed by work. Relishes the moments to 'stop and smell the flowers' (not that there are a lot of these in our sunny concrete island) and hence overseas trips are essential food for the soul :)

Thinking of something funny randomly, looking at the skies & stars, wasting time, talking about WWII and presenting with no punctuation (or so says my boss), and not looking like I am nervous while doing so.. :)

Simplicity is elegance and I strive to keep my life and interactions uncomplicated.
I don't like a lot of make-up, on me and you. Clean is good.
My mother taught me to be suspicious of women who wear jewellery.
My favourite character on The Simpsons is Mr Burns

Not sure about this. I hope it's my personality or my self confidence.

my eyes speak straight to your soul. believe it.

But! lol it could probably just be my hair, sigh.

Favorite books? Countless!!! But the book i've recently read titled
'Born on a Blue Sky' by Daniel Tammets intrigued me, it was fascinating to get to understand the powerful, undiscovered human abilities; Movies - Star Wars; Shows - The Lion King; Music - Everything except metal rock; Food - Love veg, love meat, love everything, no fussy eater :)

TV Shows/Series: Arrested Development, Seinfeld, 30 Rock, Freaks and Geeks, That 70s Show, Flight of the Conchords, The Muppet Show, Tenacious D TV Show, Ed, Black Books, The Office, Band of Brothers, Third Rock from the Sun, Important Things with Demetri Martin, The Daily Show, Monty Python, Portlandia...

Movies: Withnail and I, My Girl, Lord of the Rings, Dark Knight, Office Space, Fargo, The Matrix,The Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, The Neverending Story, Swingers, Good Will Hunting, Memento, Sideways, Scott Pilgrim, Motorcycle Diaries, Juno, Departures, Falkenberg Farewell, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy,....

i will name one! -Broccoli? God knows how much i love it. :)
No steak or lobster taste better than a well cooked broccoli

and the rest, you can ask me about them

flying spaghetti monsters

My future, how I can get through it, how I can make it better.
What I want to do with my life, how to improve myself, how to be happier & how to love with all my heart. True love, my business, photoshoot themes, apparel designs.

Always having my Friday night dinner with the family, out at some amazing restaurant eating and feeling oh sooo gd.

Anything between curling up in bed with a book - and being proposed to by Mongolian nomads out on the plains while horseriding and drinking fermented horse milk.

Admittedly, these days the former is much more common; working 12-hour days will do that to you. You'll probably catch me at a play with a bevy of friends.

Out partying on the dancefloor with my mates , or just chilling at home in front of the TV, with a book, or with my Macbook <3

If a conversation I'm in turns... mundane, I'll translate everything you're saying into Russian in my head. It's a very good mental exercise.

I spend more on books than clothes.

Also I can switch convincingly between an American accent (people have asked if I'm from New York or Montana, I'm not sure why), and fluent Singlish, which I favour.

you want. this is a free website, knock yourself out. but dont message just to complain about my lack of apostrophes and the lower case characters, hmkay?

also, dont bother to message if youre one of those people who think that my username refers to some sexual innuendo, id love to disappoint you, but must we really go there?

And being a Aquarius, never berate me or put me down because I am very egoistic. I admit!!!! Lol