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jocularjake

35 Kenmore, WA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 24
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Rather not say
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My natural instinct when doing a self-summary is to say something ridiculous and mock the very premise, because I abhor the idea of starting out a paragraph with a bland statement of who I am and what stuff I like to do. But sometimes I can be too clever for my own good, so let's not complicate things...I'm a native Seattle-ite who spent a couple unfulfilling years down in Los Angeles, and now I'm back home with my family and friends, trying to find a new, and more prosperous, direction in life. Most of all, what I'm looking for in a woman is a good rapport; not just good conversation but enjoying each others' company, whatever we find ourselves doing. It would also be cool if you're smart, funny, open-minded, with a warm smile and a warm heart. Hope I'm not asking for too much!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
That's a very good question....I don't let my job define who I am, nor do I wish to fritter my life hanging out in clubs and trying to look cool. I want to better myself, a task I feel is difficult doing by myself.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Nothing. I'm going to be perfectly honest here, and say that I have a lot of different interests and there are things that I'm good at, but REALLY GOOD might be stretching it.....I guess I have a really good sense of humor and really good at writing (at times), but maybe what I'm best at is being modest.

Which means I probably should have just left this part blank.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I guess a joke of some sort; I'm a naturally shy person, so often times a joke is as good an icebreaker as anything.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Big fan of cinema and television. This where many guys list seldom-watched artsy-fartsy indie flicks to make themselves look good. I honestly love Pulp Fiction, Anchorman and The Shawshank Redemption. As for TV, I love The Daily Show, 30 Rock, Modern Family, Mad Men, Dexter and Eastbound and Down.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1.) Breathable air
2.) Food
3.) Water
4.) Shelter
5.) Warm clothing
6.) Your company (smiley emoticon)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I give equal amounts of thought to stuff that matters as to nonsense. I care about the future and the environment and space exploration and self-improvement just as much as silly internet memes and what my favorite sports team is up to. Maybe I'm just easily distracted.
You should message me if
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if you think we'd have a good rapport and get along together. I'm not saying there doesn't need to be some unmistakable spark between us the moment we view each other's profile, or something like that, but just like genius getting to know someone is 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration. And if there's one thing I do well, it's sweat! (just kidding)