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jodi3715

27 / F / Straight / Seeing someone

Howard Beach, New York

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she makes me super happy in the pants. one day i will get up to new york and make bang with her. read more

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Ethnicity
White
Height
4' 11" (1.49m).
Body Type
Average
Looking For
New friends
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Medicine / Health
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English

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I am short, sarcastic, and something else...

My Self-Summary

**AS STATED ABOVE I AM SEEING SOMEONE. MAYBE IT'S NOT SUPER SERIOUS BUT GUYS IF YOU ARE LOOKING TO HOOK UP, DATE OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT PLEASE DO NOT MESSAGE ME!** THANK YOU

Some stuff about me: I'm very family/friend oriented, dirty minded, foul mouthed, sarcastic, talkative, honest, a picky eater, a yankee fan, sensitive, I can burp loudly, I think I'm funny, emotional, blunt, opinionated, a little stubborn, a music/movie/t.v. junkie (Half the shit that comes out of my mouth might end up being from a movie or tv show, catch it and you get a prize)... If you want to know anything else just ask. If it's not too gross or personal maybe I'll answer lol

What I’m doing with my life

I got a govt grant for a Pharmacy Technician certification program, and got my certification. I'm working part time at a local pharmacy but i'm trying to look for a better job in a hospital or a pharmaceutical company.

I’m really good at

-Reading people, and trying to help with their problems.
-I'm a pretty decent poker player (Hold 'em).
-Massages.
-OOOH and I rock at trivia/pop culture games!

The first things people usually notice about me

-How short I am.
-Depending on what I'm wearing they'll comment on some of my tattoos. I have 9 right now, and more to come eventually.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I am huge into entertainment in general so this is going to be a long section.. Sorry.

Books: The Harry Potter series. I've read all the books multiple times.. Yes I am a nerd and proud of it! Catcher in the Rye, the LOTR triolgy, The Inheritence Cycle. I also really like James Patterson. I'm currently reading the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series.

Movies: I'll try to keep this short: (#1)SEVEN, Labrynth, The Boondock Saints, Fight Club, I am Legend, The Monster Squad, The Crow, Twister, SLC Punk, Star Trek, Garden State, Donnie Darko, Dazed and Confused, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Hackers, Wanted, Empire Records, Enemy of the State, Requiem For a Dream, Super Troopers, Big Trouble in Little China, Bring It On, Sin City, Waiting, Event Horizon, 300, (a bunch of horror movies I won't bore you with), LOTR, The Potter movies, Comic Book Movies. Almost anything by Disney, Kevin Smith, Jim Carey, or Adam Sandler... and TONS more.

TV: Lost, Heroes, Smallville, Hawthorne, Flash Forward, The Biggest Loser, Top Chef, Survivor, A lot of those dance shows, Big Brother, Tosh.0, Family Guy, Futurama, American Dad, and more.. (These are just the newer ones, I still watch a ton in reruns).

Music: 30 Seconds To Mars, All That Remains, A Perfect Circle, Apocalyptica, As I Lay Dying, Atreyu, August Burns Red, Avenged Sevenfold, The Beatles, Black Veil Brides, The Bloodhound Gang, Breaking Benjamin, Bullet for my Valentine, CKY, Days of the New, Demon Hunter, Diecast, Disarmonia Mundi, Finger 11, Five Finger Death Punch, Flyleaf, H.I.M., Incubus, Jakalope, Killswitch Engage, Lily Allen, Ludo, Metallica, Mindless Self Indulgence, Mr. Bungle, Muse, Nightwish, Our Lady Peace, Panic at the Disco, Paramore, Scar Symmetry, Soilwork, Sonic Syndicate, System of a Down, Tool, Trivium, The Used, Volbeat.... I also like 80's music, some rap, raggae, r&b, dance, pop, and many more.

The six things I could never do without

1. Family/Friends (I'm counting that as one)
2. My Ipod/Music
3. TV/Movies
4. NY Bagels
5. Conversation
6. Softlips chapstick

I spend a lot of time thinking about

The future, money, life, death... You know, the usual.

On a typical Friday night I am

There's no typical friday night. Things I could possiblly be doing on a day off/things I like to do: Going to the movies, playing board games, going out to eat, bowling, playing poker, batting cages, mini golf, going to concerts, going to AC, possibly going to a bar (but not very often), Yankee games... just hanging out with friends, or staying in and watching some tv or a movie.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I don't have many secrets... but the ones I do have i'm not posting on a dating site. SORRY lol

You should message me if

-You are interested in some of the same things I am
-If you are LOCAL
-If you are in my age group
-If you're looking for a relationship
Thanks :)