I am Optimistic, happy, and ridiculous.
My Self-Summary
I seem to change my profile as often as I change my socks. I
suppose it's because I want it to change as I do. I find it next to
impossible to get all aspects of my personlity written in one
place, so I keep on needing to rewrite it. I think my last profile
was too serious. Although I can be serious when I need to be, I'm
also a total joker, who is sarcastic, witty and fun.
I don't really believe in horoscopes, but I'm totally a Gemini.
Some of the characteristics I portray are:
Adaptable, Communicative, Witty, Youthful, Inquisitive, Charming,
Dualistic, and Intellectual.
My friends seem to find me amusing. Perhaps it's just because I say
what other people will only think. I don't pretend to be someone
I'm not. I can be an intellectual who is lady-like, down to earth,
and passionate one minute, while later on I can be a complete dork,
who acts silly, has trucker moutheritis, tells ridiculous stories,
and randomly starts talking to people in elevators.
I'm warm hearted and generous, and making this world a better place
is something that's really important to me. I like to be involved
in things I feel are important, but sadly there just doesn't seem
to be enough hours in the day for me to bring peace onto this world
all at once!
Truth is, I'm lucky. Life is good. I live a more than comfortable
life with good friends and a great family. I have a roof over my
head, I eat good food, I have a good education, good job, good
teeth, and I'm happy. What more could a girl want? I appreciate all
I have, and don't take it for granted, because you never know...
Life can change at any moment.
Here's some things about me:
San Francisco is my favourite city.
Good food is the greatest invention since sliced sour dough.
I'm sexy and voluptuous. why have a twig when you can have the
whole tree.
I love to throw Potluck Parties.
I pulled Borat up the Red Carpet at the Film Festival.
I have friends all over the globe.
Bell Peppers are evil.
My dream is to design and live in a healthy house that survives on
earth energy.
I love theater, especially musicals.
My resume is fantastic and I have worked so many different kinds of
interesting jobs.
I'm a secular Humanistic Jew, and am very cultural but not at all
religious. The Jewish community is something that is very important
to me, and is a big part of my life. This doesn't mean however that
I'm only looking for someone Jewish.
Eyeballs are gross. I can't even watch girls put on eyeliner
without tearing up.
I'm trying to eat more organic foods.
I'm an emotionally strong woman with a great stregth of
character.
I choose incredibly smart, talented, and amazing friends.
I sing in the shower.
Sometimes people ask me if I'm really single as if they don't
believe I am. Just to clerify... I am single. I've chosen not to
settle just for the sake of settling. I've dated a lot, but haven't
quite found what I'm looking for. I'm looking not just for a good
guy, but for someone who is absolutely amazing. I'll wake up in the
morning, look over and wonder how I got so lucky, and know that
when he looks over at me, he is thinking the exact same thing.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm enjoying life. I am so lucky and get the chance to travel a lot
and have visited many different places, and experienced many
incredible things. I work because it seems like it's the popular
thing to do these days. ?! Weird. And I love spending time with
interesting people and my amazing family.
I’m really good at
Cooking, listening, finding things online, making people happy, and
making people understand things.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes and smile
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Any book by Christopher Moore. He rocks! Also The Alchemist.
Anything by SARK, and Harry Potter series.
The six things I could never do without
My amazing family
My super amazing friends
Travelling
Great food
My computer
Great Sex
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What it would be like if I was in a different country at this exact
moment and what I'd be doing! I also think a lot about my next
meal, and what would be delicious to eat. And sex. I spend a
ridiculous amount of time thinking about sex.
On a typical Friday night I am
In bed by 11! Friday isn't any different than the rest of the week
for me. So usually I'll have dinner with a friend and maybe watch a
movie before hitting the hay.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I"m pretty much an open book. I say it like it is, and rarely hide
things, so feel free to ask me anything! My favourite animals are
snakes and jellyfish!
You should message me if
You'd like to get to know me better.