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jodyschandler

38 M Fort Atkinson, WI

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:07pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Okay, Cupid. Alrighty, Aphrodite...I give up.

Artist by day, incongruously literate custodian by night.

Let me tell you that I [edit: not-so-] recently razed this profile, sacking and burning my brilliant ramblings in favor of a more minimal approach to self-disclosure. For now, I'm just going to leave a few hopefully interesting things lying about, to include a potentially neverendingly growing playlist (I know, I know; you probably aren't checking these):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZUxRWt-wK8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGpBfEuoQfk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XcTyEKSnYg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FQmXVRhKtc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kJ8UEAVKNE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RDO_Fbm4Pc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3_INePdbYU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkNf5fsTovE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnCQTNriVlE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB4ZkZoT2O0
(when will it end?)

Uh, here's a neat quote about making a date (in Japan):

"the body exists, acts, shows itself, gives itself, without hysteria, without narcissism, but according to a pure--though subtly discontinuous--erotic project. To make a date (by gestures, drawings on paper, proper names) may take an hour, but during that hour, for a message which would be abolished in an instant if it were to be spoken (simultaneously quite essential and quite insignificant), it is the other's entire body which has been known, savored, received, and which has displayed (to no real purpose) its own narrative, its own text."
--Roland Barthes, Empire of Signs.

Don't worry, you'll get to know me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being delightfully ambivalent about a lot of things a lot of the time, especially what to put in this profile.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This depends on too many factors. I'd find it interesting if you told me what you notice first when we meet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I am delighted eclectically.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Here's an arbitrary and perhaps overly obvious list, in no particular order, subject to change, of things most of which I could probably do without but which I rely on quite a bit, accompanied by their possible metaphoric content:

1)caffeine / some ability to be optimistic

2)the internet (a fantastic source of knowledge, diversion, images, maddening misinformation --and nice people to ask out on dates!) / literacy

3)my car (after all, I am probably going to have to drive to get to you) / imagination.

4)art (making, looking at, thinking about) / confidence

5)my close friends / philosophy or the examined life

6)meditation / curiosity and an appreciation of beauty.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"Potentiality knocks on the door of my heart.
Now the distance between us has narrowed to fifteen yards.
How can I approach her? What should I say?"
--Haruki Murakami, "On Seeing the 100% Perfect Girl One Beautiful April Morning".

How to improve this terrible profile.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
My "day job" is a night job, so I am always at work on Friday nights. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ttjh_kK62lY
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
1) Ask me anything.
2) I sometimes get a keen sense of anachronism, especially when it comes to dating and romance. I meet people it feels like I should have met years ago, or whom I shouldn't have met until six months later. It's like I'm in some time travel movie where the timeline is all fucked up and somebody needs to change some obscure choice or give a cryptic message to the right person at the right time in the past to fix it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
... not doing so could be tempting fate.

You'd like to tell me what parts you need for your spaceship, and think we could help each other find the parts we are looking for. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVWwv-QX46k