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joe_deviant

29 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:06pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Available
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Fatal, but not serious.

*If you happen to see that I look at your profile all the time, don't be alarmed. I only click on what okcupid suggest, I don't actually search through them AND I have a terrible memory for these things.*

I edited this a few times until I came to the conclusion that trying to explain myself, what Im doing here and what Im looking for is fucking hard. I can't really do that in the confines of this site.
I want to say things like walking contradiction but it seems so cliche, even though its kind of accurate. I like to think of myself as an eccentric with a wide range of interest and hobbies. example, Im an artist but I don't stick with one medium or style, I can be working on a sock puppet in the morning and end up on some abstract expressionist painting at night. I can be classified as a night owl, sleep comes when my body wants it to, usually around 6am. so idk, fill in the blanks as best you can, with your own interpretation of what someone you want to hang with is like, did that make any sense? >_< oh well, love you laters!

Keywords: I'll fill this out more later, Ive got a theory about this site's matching system and I wanna work it out. SCIENCE! FUCK, BONES, DINOSAURS, SPIDERS, ACORNS, THE MOON, HALLOWEEN, ZOMBIES, VEGETABLES, SPACE, ATOMS, STARS, THE COLOR BLUE, THE DUMP, DUMPSTER DIVING, CIGARETTES, POCKETS, DATA, INFO, JACKETS, MARKERS, PENS, SOCKS, INFINITE MONKEY THEOREM, PHYSICS, CHAOTIC NEUTRAL, DIORAMAS, WEED, HONEST, THE COLOR BLACK, VIRAGO, MANGA, ANIME, HORROR, KITTIES, CHEMICALS, ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM, KNOWLEDGE, PROBABILITY THEORY, BASS, VAN ALLEN RADIATION BELT, GLASSES, COMICS, HUMOR, COMEDY, TATTOOS, DXM, MEAT, ATOMIC, MUSHROOMS, FAT, GOTH, PUNK, THAT MOMENT, MEOW, OI!, OI OI OI, QUIXOTIC, SOCIOPATH, SCHROEDINGER'S CAT, DEADPOOL, ORIGINAL POSITION, SCAMMER JAMMER, ....

If you say the words, bromance, frenemy or sexting in real life, I will probably not like you. Sorry, I just hate that kind of shit. Forced words into our lexicon piss me off.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it to the utmost.

Im an oil engineer at a factory. It sucks.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
fucking ^_-
prepare for razzle dazzle.

for real though, i don't know. Im pretty terrible at most things, least I think so. The point is to enjoy doing it, whatever "it" may be.
also, Im super flexible, I dare you to beat me, its weird as hell, but I am. also I can stand on one foot for almost 15 minutes maybe longer, thats just my estimate.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
the stench =P
I really don't know, scars or tats or clothes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books: asimov is good. I read mostly comics and graphic novels *alot of indie stuff I can't remember but odds are if you like it Ive at least heard of it. transmetropolitan, we3, tankgirl, love and rockets, optic nerve, zombie comics, spawn, the goon, ect. ect. ALOT of non-fiction, manuals, cooking, science, ect.

but I do like 1984, trainspotting, american skin, rotten, a madman's diary, stuff by neil gaiman or warren ellis or alan moore.... man I feel dumb that I can't name more then four books, but Im super sure I have, so just ask. ^_^
Oh yeah, i also tend to read books all the way through in the first sitting. Does the onion count for anything?

music: tons of stuff really.
GG Allin, The ramones, The Queers, black Flag, bloodhound gang, the faint, msi, joy division, the vibrators, the addicts, MC Chris, the clash, some misfits, Gorillaz, Kate Micucci, subhumans, the damned, buzzcocks, felix da housecat, her & him, old school rap, flaming lips, yelle, manson, Shonen Knife, pulp, dead kennedys, paris combo, tsunami bomb, slaughter and the dogs, octopus project, jack off jill, lunachicks, music from the show futurama, kittie, j-pop, Mc frontalot, the blue hearts, casualties, die antwoord, johnny thunders, the postal service, classical, Oldies *if I listen to radio 94.7 is on most of the time, and shit form the big band era * andrew sisters, glen miller, ect ect...

Im kind of a movie buff, so this is gonna be a little on the long side
movies: donnie darko, trainspotting, slc punk, super troopers, club dread, My first mister, Ghost world, Sin City, Gummo, Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, hichhikers guide to the galaxy, hedwig and the angry inch, one missed call, freeway, freeway 2, Nightmare Before X-Mas, Go, But Im a Cheerleader, BoonDock Saints, 28 days later, from dusk til dawn, golden chicken, Fight Club, Amelie, Romper Stomper, gattaca, battle royale, a clockwork orange, Kamikaze Girls, welcome to the dollhouse, night of the living dead, dawn of the dead, land of the dead, class of Nuke Em' High, Class of Nuke Em High Part 2: Subhumanoid Meltdown, party monster, disco pigs, six string samurai, children of men, cry baby, Rock~N~Roll high school, nightwatch, daywatch, l4yer cake, crank, fallen angels, visitor Q, 3 extremes, equilibrium, mysterious skin, brick, a scanner darkly, science of sleep, happiness, paladromes, heathers, drunken master, once upon a time in china, black mask, kids, 500 days of summer, the ice harvest, galaxy express 999, spaceman, this is england, idle hands, district 9, trick r' treat, repo! the genetic opera, american movie, pineapple express, zombieland, dogtooth, naked lunch, Irreversible, pump up the jams, fantastic Mr.fox, scott pilgrim vs. the world, Session 9, shit load of others....

tv: svengoolie, american dad, the boondocks, Trailer park boys, arrested development, Parks and Recreation, archer, star trek, farscape, futurama, old simpsons, 30 rock, svu, and pbs stuff, rick steves europe, antiques roadshow, etc. .... I don't really watch tv too much, mostly online in the middle of the night.

Food: most anything, i love to eat but i don't like avacado, tripe, or philly cheese steaks. Olives suck.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
adventure
comics
sex
stimulating conversation
animals *i can't see a dog on the street without going awwww look at the puppy!

everyone needs a homie

booze,smokes, and all them fookin' chem'icals!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
everything and anything.
why limit yourself?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Roll of the dice. When your up for anything, you should expect anything.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
most anything just ask, Im friendly. ^_^
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–49
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you wanna take a risk.
Cooome on take a chance, it could be cool.

fuck it man, lets just hang out, cuz really when it comes down to it, Im just looking for someone to make me laugh. If you can do that, you've got a friend.