You've probably already looked at the picture and asked yourself, if that guy smiled at me from across the room? would i smile back?

yeah?

Then forget my summary, never mind that I might be your 6% enemy, and 75% platonic-friend-from-the-internet. I cheated on my personality test, and you probably did too.

im some guy who likes bicycles, comics, puppets and makes cartoons. Im going to smile at you from across the room, and if you smile back, im going to walk over and find out what i like about you. Im gonna lend you a comic i think you might like, and bore you with my opinions on the commercialization of space travel. Ill ask you what your favourite cartoon was when you were a kid, and maybe ask if you wanna go ride bikes down the spiral ramp of a parking lot.

truth is, im terrible at whole mating ritual. I see someone who is kind of neat, and try and run around and do stupid fun stuff with them. wether or not it works out, i glad you smiled back.

Working my day job while laying the foundations for a non profit in my spare time. As soon as i finish my current contract i intend to get back to work on my own movie, while staffing our new non profit DIY bike shop! woo!

they didint say...

coffee,
a hot shower.

a broken bicycle
my tools
great sex

then ill take another coffee

I am secretly proud of the doodles in the margins of my notes at work. They are dumb, but I fantasize that someone will see them, and be so awestruck, that they sweep the computer off my desk and yell for me to go, go and follow my dream! build that grilled-cheese-sandwich-launcher and never look back!

seriously, my day dreams are really dumb.

trying to take over the world.

i took a week off work to build my halloween costume this year. before you think it immature of me, you should know. it is a VERY good halloween costume.

you have a cog print on your calf from a bike chain.
you have acid for blood, or science fiction for brains.
you have a zombie plan.
you would rather hang out than be on the internet!