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joefauxshaux

21 Portland, OR Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Leo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I collect music and jokes.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just moved here! I'm from Detroit. I have a music job.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
ruining your dinner
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my fuzzy face
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music
Yo La Tengo, Simon & Garfunkel, Songs: Ohia, Fear of Men, Devo, Belle & Sebastian, Tennis, Mason Jennings, Interpol

Favorite Authors
Ayn Rand, Tom Wolfe, Kurt Vonnegut, Jack Kerouac, Frank Herbert

Favorite Food
Bagels, lox, and the occasional steak

Movies
Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
guitar, dog, coffee, book, goofs, breakfast
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
dog
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
eating lots of ice cream
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not wearing any socks
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
if you like dad jokes