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joegasm

23 / M / straight / Single

Marina, California

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5' 7" (1.70m).
Body Type
Fit
Looking For
New friends, Short-term dating, Casual sex
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Student
Income
—
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Owns dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am chill, kinky, and i love beer.

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My Self-Summary

My name is Joe. My profile name is actually a funny story, me and my girlfriend were talking about running away and changing our names to something that looks dirty when written but is pronounced funny. She had one, and I decided to go with Gazm because I thought being a teacher named Mr. Gazm would be awesome, she was the one who actually put Joe Gazm together. It would probably make a great porno name.

I am hoping to meet fun and interesting people that would hopefully like to meet me as well. I know I want to have as much fun as possible would love to get out there and mingle.

What I’m doing with my life

I resently moved to Monterey bay to attend college in hopes of achieving my bachelors’ degree and my teaching credential. I also play drums for my band. I was originally the bass player but hard times called for sacrifices so I gave up the bass for the drums and I’m loving it. However, I recently started playing bass for my buddy’s band and I’m hoping to play some shows with them soon.

I’m really good at

Playing drums, playing video games, retaining information, and committing deviant acts that I would love to tell you about.

oh and cunnilingus, i hear i'm pretty great at that too

He forgot masturbation. He loves that shit. and i heard hes really good at helping others with it.

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The first things people usually notice about me

i am hairy, like Austin Powers hairy, so if that doesn't bother you...

and that my eyebrowes are all fucked up. i have a wierd habbit of pulling them out, its kind of like a tick.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books: Ender's Game, absolutely one of my favorite books
I am also a huge fan of comic books, classic marvel mostly. And I have no shame in admitting that I love my super heroes. They were probably the most inspiring figures when I was young and even though I have grown older I don't ever want to think that I am too grown up to indulge myself with a fantasy or two of being a super hero.

I will have to set aside time for all the movies I love, but you would be amazed by the movies I HAVEN'T seen.

And I love METAL!

The six things I could never do without

Water, music, sex (I prefer all three at the same time), sleep (although I usually go days without it), food, knowledge, and my dog
yeah i put down seven, what about it, down with the establishment!

I spend a lot of time thinking about

The future and how I plan on getting there; rocket ship or time machine? I think I might just walk instead.

On a typical Friday night I am

i justmoved to a new area so for now my fridays are kind of bland, so if anyone wants to hang out hit me up.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I have a thing for feet, not like sucking on toes (that’s a little gross to me, not that I’m judging) but I do find nice feet very sexy, and I’m a bit of a shoe nazi

You should message me if

your down to have a good time of any kind, going out or staying in, it's all good to me.
and if you love old school video games!

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