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joegasm

27 / M / Straight / Married

Santa Clara, California

His Details

Last Online
May 17
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m).
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Education / Academia
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I have recently moved from Monterey to Santa Clara and am looking forward to meeting new people in the area.

I graduated from CSUMB, but graduating was only a hurdle and not the end of the race. I recently finished my credential program am working as a grade school teacher.

I'm a pretty easy going guy, I like the beach, BBQ's, and bocci ball. I'm pursuing a career in teaching and enjoy making music with my friends in my free time. I play the bass and the drums. I'm pretty responsible; I get my work done before I play with my friends, pay the rent on time, but I like to think I'm anything but boring.

I love my video games, I have a Chocobo tattooed on my calf. I love to go camping and travel, I've been to Europe and a few countries in Asia. I also enjoy hiking, and going out just as much as I enjoy staying in and striking up a good conversation over a cold beer. If you want to talk teaching philosophies or best/worst school experiences that is sure to lead to a lot of long funny stories.

Right now things are going pretty great, and between my wife (cugarktten), my girlfriend (Jessica0915), and work, my plate is officially full. I'm part of a poly relationship that's loving and sex positive, and enjoy voyeuristically sharing our experiences.

I love board games and home cooked meals. I think seeing a gal doing her thing in the kitchen is supper sexy, but the same is true about seeing anyone do anything they are passionate about.

I have written a test on here and I guess I need to clarify; I wrote it mostly as a joke and conversation starter. It is not the rambling life story of a bitter old man. I think its pretty funny, so if you consider yourself to be a person with a good sense of humor take it and have a laugh or two. Oh, and pay close attention to the question in red, that one's just for me ;)

ps: I'm a bit of a chubby chaser; I love a gal curves. not that you can't be pretty if your skinny, but skinny does not equal pretty.
What I’m doing with my life
Teaching and hopefully having time to go back to making music with my friends.

I still dream of someday opening my own business, possible something involving food, but hopefully something involving music. I have a plan and now i'm just waiting to settle my life a little before I decide to invest in the chaos of a small business.

And I just got married June 8 to my amazing wife whom I love so very much.
I’m really good at
Remembering to put the seat down :)

I'd say I'm pretty good at most things I put my mind to, a jack of all trades. But that what you get from someone with a Liberal Studies degree and a teaching credential I guess, haha.

Strategising! every game has a strategy, and I will find it.

I want to say making music, but it seems so pretentious. I enjoy it, but I guess that doesn't mean I'm good at it.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I will charm the pants off of you ;) and that I'm a hairy guy. Not the curly gorse pubic hair kind of body hair, but more like soft straight body hair. Like Austin Powers, but not quite that bad. If that's a deal braker, no hard feeling, but the wife and girlfriend love it so there is no shaving it off.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My taste in music is very eclectic. I love listening to my old jazz albums on vinyl and my power metal on my ipod. I used to play in a couple of death metal bands back in the day and would love to play drums or bass in one again.

Some of my favorite books are Ender's Game, Siddhartha, most things by Anne Bishop, Animal Farm, Bless Me Ultima, Brave New World, and Raymond Carver short stories.

I'm always making random movie quotes at inappropriate times. Lately its been a lot of Monty Python, Jay and Silent Bob, and The Stoned Age. Dumb and Dumber.
The six things I could never do without
My wife and girlfriend
My Dog
My Cats
My Family
My Friends
Quality Cooking; sweet or savory. if you consider yourself to be a good cook, then my ideal date is you making one of your favorite dishes, me keeping you company and your glass full, getting you whatever you need, a wonderful meal and conversation, I do the dishes, and then...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future; where am I going to live now that I have a job? where am I going to work next school year?

School; Should I further my education, am I making the right career choice?

My wife; what can I do to make her happy today, what she can do to make me happy, how much I love her, how her date is going, how sexy she is, how lucky I am, remembering to put the seat down, when should we have kids?

My girlfriend; what should we do on our next date, how lucky I am to have her in my life, am I moving too fast, how much I hope I don't screw this up.

And sex; FMF and MFM 3sums and how fun they are with the right people, and how much I have embraced my kinky fetishes and Dominant nature.
On a typical Friday night I am
Grading papers. And then..... the sexing ;)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I forgot how to ride a bike.

I also have ocd, you would probably never know unless you knew a bit about psychology. You would just wonder why my eyebrows look funny sometimes, and its because I pull at them when I'm really stressed. If you've ever known people who pulls at their eyelashes or hair, its the same thing.

I'm on Fetlife if you want the nitty gritty, just ask and I'll send you a link.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, activity partners
You should message me if
You understand what in means to be in an open/poly relationship.

There is something you would like to know that isn't already on my profile.

You are interested in D/s relationships.

I would really like some fun new friends to go out with.

You like going to the beach, playing bocci ball in the back yard, board games and a movie, things like that; I'm a full time teacher so I don't always have a lot of time, so when I do have some free time I really like to kick back and relax.