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joekohn

26 M San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm sarcastic, nerdy, quiet, analytical, and practical.

Many years ago, I decided that life would be better if people made jokes with the same frequency and zeal as they do on scripted television, and I try to live up to that every day.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Programming at a gaming company, and trying to work on some side projects at the same time. Some day, you'll see, I'll make a website that earns hundreds of dollars! You'll all see!

Wondering where I'll end up in the long term, but more interested in making the short term better.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Convincing myself I'm not bad at pub trivia. Coming up with analogies. Eating cold salami. Remembering lines from movies. Second guessing everything I write in my profile. (Too short? Too long? Too meta??)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It's hard to say. I'm uniquely unqualified to know what people who aren't me think.

I guess I'm pretty quiet unless I have something to say.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: Demolition Man, Mystery Men, Jurassic Park, Back to the Future, Indiana Jones, Maverick, Galaxy Quest, My Cousin Vinny, Wall-E, The Producers, Blazing Saddles, Dogma, Star Wars (ROTJ is my favorite), Inside Man, V for Vendetta, The Dark Knight, Iron Man, Equilibrium, The Fifth Element, 12 Angry Men

Webcomics: xkcd, Dinosaur Comics, Penny Arcade, SMBC, Daisy Owl, Nedroid, Bug Comics, Left Handed Toons, Order of the Stick, Darths and Droids, Basic Instructions, Questionable Content, and gosh so many more.

Books: Hitchhiker's Guide, Ender's Game, Star Wars books. Sherlock Holmes.

Food: Pizza, Chinese Food, Cheeseburgers, and Chocolate Malts.

Games: Monkey Island, KOTOR, Skyrim, Freelancer, Galactic Civilizations II, Guild Wars 2, Arkham City/Asylum.

TV: Star Trek (All of them), 30 Rock, Community, House, Arrested Development, Firefly, Seinfeld, How I met You Mother, QI, Venture Brothers, Archer.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The internet.
Comedy.
People I like.
Machines that can automate logical processes according to my design.
Shorts.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How someday I want to build a clock. (Note: I do not know how to build a clock.)

What tattoo I would get if I got a tattoo, even though I'm pretty sure I would never get a tattoo.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
One or more of:
- Drinking with friends.
- Being a nerd alone.
- Being a nerd with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have social anxiety that I have to metaphorically punch in the face in order to meet new people.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you like puns.
...you think I'm weird.
...you think you're weird.
...you want to get Chipotle.