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joekohn

24 / M / Straight / Single

Belmont, California

His Details

Last Online
May 5
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Cancer but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Computer / Hardware / Software
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
I'm sarcastic, nerdy, quiet, analytical, and practical.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to be funnier every day. Working for a social gaming company in SF, trying to find the time to work on my webcomic, and playing video games instead.
I’m really good at
Coming up with analogies. Wasting time. Eating cold salami. Remembering lines from movies.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm quiet. I've been told that I say worthwhile things when I do talk, which is nice because that's what I'm going for. I'm just not good at small talk at all.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Demolition Man, Mystery Men, Jurassic Park, Back to the Future, Indiana Jones, Maverick, Galaxy Quest, My Cousin Vinny, Wall-E, The Producers, Blazing Saddles, Dogma, Star Wars (ROTJ is my favorite), Inside Man, V for Vendetta, The Dark Knight, Iron Man, Equilibrium, The Fifth Element, 12 Angry Men. If you're in sync with me on any of this, send me a message right now, because more than any other list I can make, this one represents my brain. But if you thought Avatar was a good movie, then get out of my sight.

Webcomics: xkcd, Dinosaur Comics, Penny Arcade, SMBC, Daisy Owl, Nedroid, Bug Comics, Left Handed Toons, Order of the Stick, Darths and Droids, Basic Instructions, Questionable Content, and gosh so many more.

Books: Hitchhiker's Guide, Ender's Game, Star Wars books. Sherlock Holmes.

Music: I'm honestly not way into music (weird, I know), but I've assembled enough stuff I like to be able to answer the question. Weird Al, They Might Be Giants, Jonathan Coulton, Bowling for Soup, Cage the Elephant, Caravan Palace, Daft Punk

Food: Pizza, Chinese Food, and Burgers definitely top the list. I'm a big fan of most dishes that conform to the carb-meat-sauce combo (yay Indian food).

Games: Monkey Island, KOTOR, Skyrim, Freelancer, Galactic Civilizations II, Guild Wars 2, Planetside 2.

TV: Star Trek (All of them), 30 Rock, Community, House, Arrested Development, Firefly, Seinfeld, How I met You Mother, QI.
The six things I could never do without
The internet.
Comedy.
People I like.
Machines that can automate logical processes according to my design.
Shorts.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Games I want to make, websites I want to make, games I want to play, places I want to go, excuses for not doing the dishes yet, economics.
On a typical Friday night I am
One of:
-Hanging out with friends.
-Playing whatever video game I'm currently into.
-Reddit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I saw The Notebook twice, and cried both times.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
...you think we could make each other laugh.
...you want to see the next RiffTrax live event with me.
...you watch Star Trek to relax.
...you want to grab a drink.