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joel5525

30 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 29
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Leo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I don't like a lot of questions. I just see what I want and go for it. Most girls say they are prim and proper but we all know that's not true. Deep down we all know you are looking for the fucking animal to rock your world, slap you on the ass and send you out the door. Okay maybe not quite like that but you get the picture. My name is Joel, I live in Capitol Hill and I like loud obnoxious punk rock music, crazy house parties and strong whiskey. If I had to pick a favorite animal I like I would say lion. I'm not religious and I don't have children so in an ideal world you don't either. I generally like girls that are easy going and like to have a little fun and laugh in every situation so if you are like high maintenance crazy girl please pack your bags, the exit is this way *points left*. Sometimes it's nice to enjoy the outdoors, walk the dog, have a bbq or just sit and enjoy each others company.
What I’m doing with my life
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partying and building awesomeness
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Solving problems. Being handy. Keeping secrets. Not wearing pants. Beating you in every type of competition and rubbing it in your face.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They usually want to rub my head
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like to read really thought provoking books. Stuff that moves you and changes your whole way of thinking. I have way too may favorites to list but if you like punk rock music, old school rap and comedy movies you're on the right track.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
big screen plasma tv
laptop
sex
bacon
pizza
beer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why do people do the things they do? What's for dinner? Why are clouds so puffy?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Painting the town red and also purpley green. I like to go out and I live on a crazy busy street so if you don't like having fun you might want to get that checked out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't like mayo.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you can actually keep a conversation and are the type of person who doesn't complain all the time. If you think you are an interesting and generally cool person. I promise I won't make fun of you that much. Kidding.