Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, I'm Joe. I'm an asshole, but don't worry. I'm the kind of
asshole that gets along with most people most of the time. It's
really just my sense of humor that highlights my asshole qualities.
On that note, if sarcasm and cynical humor aren't for you, we may
not be a match made in heaven. Speaking if which, the whole heaven
and hell thing isn't really my cup of tea. If it is yours, that's
not necessarily a deal breaker. I have my reasons and I'm perfectly
ok with someone else having theirs. Just don't expect to
successfully convince me of why I should believe what you do and I
will return the favor.
Now, what separates me from most other assholes is that I am not
full of shit. I do typically keep to my word and expect the same
from others. Aside from that, I'm pretty light-hearted and very few
things get under my skin.
I'm also a bit of a workaholic. I do enjoy the work I do and I
often get sucked into working 50+ hours per week. Fortunately, I'm
pretty tolerant of sleep deprivation which means I still find
plenty of free time throughout the work week at the cost of sleep.
Given the strange hours I keep and my lack of interest in the
bar/club scene, I'm a bit of a homebody. I geek out a lot on Xbox
Live with my brothers. We don't live close enough to regularly
spend time together and it's kind of our family time, I suppose.
You get major brownie points if you share this interest, but I do
know when it's time to put down the sticks and do things in the
I'm also a dreamer. Without the proper outlet, I tend to get lost
in my thoughts. No one steals my heart more quickly than someone
who can keep an intelligent conversation. I'm open to discuss a
wide range of topics and I have an unquenchable thirst for
knowledge. It would be great to meet someone with similar
If you've made it this far and think we might get along, don't be
shy. If nothing else, we might be able to alleviate some of the
boredom that brought us here in the first place with some good old
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in a lab that does a lot of sciencey stuff. This will hold
me over until I begin researching immortality.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Taking conversations to that step above obscenity, performing
miracles in the kitchen, passive learning, drawing and few other
artsy/crafty type things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My spiderweb face tattoo. It stands out.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I enjoy books on science and technology. Especially those on topics
such as aging, genetics, controversial science and the like. I'm
also a fan of Dan Brown and Robin Cook to get in my fictional
As for movies, there are way too many to list, but 300 is the
greatest. I do keep up with The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones and
Sons of Anarchy and I will always have a place in my heart for
South Park and Family Guy.
Music: I tend to listen mostly to rock or metal, but I'm ok with
most genres. I can tolerate country as long as I am making fun of
it. In other words, I don't like it.
I will try any kind of food once and most things more than once.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends and family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What my life will be like in another thousand years.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't really deny or hide much anything. I'm willing to admit to
anything I've done.
You should message me if
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You realize I don't have a spider web face tattoo and that is a
plus in your book.
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