I find these things always give me trouble. I'm not very good at self-promotion. But, here goes, I'm a pretty confident, nice, easy going guy, or so I've been told. I have a great sense of humor, and try to find humor in just about any situation. A bit of a negative about me, if I'm in a situation that makes me uncomfortable I tend to default to "too cool for school" mode but it doesn't last long.
What I’m doing with my life
I work in property maintenance. It's actually quite fun, and
there's some new problem everyday, which I like.
I’m really good at
fixing broken things, listening, giving advice, finding things that
other people lost
The first things people usually notice about me
How young I look. I've heard a lot of people comment about how I
look older in my i.d. picture than I do in real life. That picture
was taken 10 years ago...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Bossypants, America: The Book, the Hunger Games series, Life According to Pretty Toney, The Tao of Wu
Movies: Forrest Gump, Godfather 1 & 2, Shawshank Redemption, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, RocknRolla, Friday, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Silver Linings Playbook, Grease and pretty much any comedy or mob movie.
Shows: The Wire, South Park, Chappelle Show, The Boondocks, football, Fresh off the Boat, Modern Family, The League, It's Always Sunny, Parks & Rec, F is for Family, Archer, Bob's Burgers
Music: I'm not a huge music snob, but I do have my personal preferences. Ghostface, Taylor Swift, Bruce Springsteen, The Clipse are my favorites. I don't like Lil Wayne or Drake though. And one of my favorite things to do when kids say they lose their teeth is to tell them that the tooth fairy isn't coming because, "I knocked out so many teeth the tooth fairy went bankrupt" (thank you Big L)
Food: Pizza, cheese steaks, pretty much any chicken dish, & beer (that's a food, right?)
The six things I could never do without
Football, beer, friends, family, music, basketball shorts
I spend a lot of time thinking about
When people send, "lol," "Lmao," and such in text messages, are they really laughing out loud or laughing their asses off? And why weed is still illegal. Exactly zero people have ever died from THC overdose.
On a typical Friday night I am
Waiting for work to be finished so I can hang out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My biggest fear is either getting killed by the mob or being eaten
by zombies. I'm always trying to prepare myself so those things
You should message me if
If you're a nice person who doesn't mind someone that has a tendency to be "too cool for school".