bathes regularly, toilet trained, must be walked twice per day.
What I’m doing with my life
looking for a girl who's confident, cute, faithful, funny, hot,
interesting, sexy, and smart enough to realize i listed these
traits in alphabetical order.
I’m really good at
making eggs and bacon. watching romantic comedies. back rubs with little to no ulterior motives.
The first things people usually notice about me
that ryan gosling looks just like me. only less attractive. and not as good at math.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
*movies: twilight, the notebook, magic mike
*books: 50 shades of grey, what to expect when you're expecting
The six things I could never do without
*my team jacob decoder ring
*my backstreet boy coffee mug
*my shirtless selfie collection bro
*my taylor swift backpack
*my hello kitty doo rag
*my sonicare toothbrooth
I spend a lot of time thinking about
*if two vegetarians have a rivalry...is it still called...beef?
*if a zombie outbreak happens in vegas...does it stay in vegas?
On a typical Friday night I am
being a boss. if you're lucky, you and i can enjoy a night out on the town dining @ wendy's, shopping to your heart's content @ duane reade, and ending the evening @ my lavish cardboard box----i mean multimillion dollar penthouse.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
60% of the time...my profile is honest...every time.
You should message me if
*you get that i only filled out my profile somewhat seriously and you appreciate the sarcasm and humor
*you're able to handle my collection of 80s and 90s music
*your personality surpasses that cute smile of yours (yes, it's cute).
*you can prove to me that "sweet" girls still exist.
*you want me to prove to you that guys with class still exist.