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joeschmoe00

33 M Santa Ana, CA

My Details

Last Online
Oct 19, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
WANTED: intelligent female for this mad scientist to experiment on. You must be willing to break into laboratories to “borrow” equipment while wearing high heels and to have extra limbs attached AND look hot while having them. You must also be able to handle stress well, because lots of responsibilities go hand in hand with taking over the world with me.

p.s. Stop sending me naked pictures of yourself in the bathroom, it makes you look desperate. And when I give you my phone number it's not a license to stalk. It'll make me think you're a MAN since only really needy guys do that.
What I’m doing with my life
Doing things that freak me out daily...it's the only way to live.
I’m really good at
Conversation.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating