Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a guy. I like aviator sunglasses, and I'm a dedicated
carnivore. Sometimes I can do really good impressions of Joe
Friday's speaking style and I have a zombie apocalypse plan. Now, I
have an interesting job that has its moments. Just imagine Joe
Friday reading that. I just couldn't resist changing my school to
working on space camp. I've graduated college and have a bachelor's
degree. As a warning, I probably tend to see the world a little bit
differently than other people. I'm not sure how, but I think I do.
I'm also partial to old ways of doing things. I like writing with a
fountain pen and shaving with a double edged safety razor. I'm
nerdy enough that i can tell the difference between a fountain pen
and a ballpoint, too.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Plotting world domination. Some day... Some day...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can break things. I can tame chickens. I can fix things
sometimes. I can cook hamburger helper, I like to talk, I like to
listen, and I like to read about all sorts of things. I even like
to exercise. I also seem to injure myself when I exercise. At least
that's how things have been going. Then again, I injured myself by
sneezing, too. That wasn't much fun at all. Sometimes I'm a klutz.
I have a weird sense of humor, and sometimes it's kind of morbid.
I'm also really really sarcastic, and sometimes my remarks get me
in trouble. I hate spiders. I also am pretty good at losing money
in the stock market. I've had people ask me if I studied accounting
because I explain a lot about how our financial system works, but I
didn't. I just read about it, and understand enough to make
I also quote a lot of random and strange movies. One of my favorite
performances is George C. Scott in Dr. Strangelove.
For some reason, I also have a really good memory for absolutely
useless pieces of trivia. I don't know what, but I do.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm tall and broad shouldered.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Bible. It's hard to pick a version. I like English Standard or
the New American Standard. I read a lot of books, so I can't pick
just one favorite. I like science fiction, techno-thrillers, and
non-fiction. Believe it or not, I also have a copy of 'Quotations
from Mao-Tse Tsung." I don't know why I bought that one, but I did.
I read a lot of history books and a lot of science fiction.
My favorite music is Johnny Cash. I also like Celtic rock. Some old
school hip hop, classic rock, lots of things.
I like science fiction TV like Farscape and Firefly. I also enjoy
I've started to find my inner appreciation for Woody Guthrie. Folk
music for the win.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My Bible
2. My phone
3. A knife
4. A book
6. A blanket.
You can go three minutes without air, three hours without heat,
three days without water, and three weeks without food. That's just
something to think about.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think to think about things. It's interesting. I read a lot about
all sorts of different things, so naturally, I think about them.
And when can I go snowshoeing up at Mt. Baker.
I'm pretty well read on a wide variety of subjects, so if you ask
me about something, I probably have an opinion on it.
I also think a lot about the future. I wonder what God has in store
for me, and look forward to the brave new adventure ahead. I also
pray that God helps me make the right choices, and realize how
blessed that I am.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Plotting world domination. Or at work. Or maybe I'm plotting world
domination at work. I work a lot of weekends, so my "Friday" tends
to be during the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I eat all my fruit snacks by color.
You should message me if
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I'd like to meet someone who most importantly is a Christian. If
our answers to questions match to a reasonable degree feel
P.S. Please don't be crazy.
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