Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well, I'm really not looking for anything too serious, but if it
falls on my lap, I'll get up and chase it... I'm open for meeting,
having fun, going on dates, whatever whenever. I smoke bud, and I'm
not ashamed of it. I'm a nerdy kinda dude and I'm content staying
in and kicking it playing video games, and i love to go out and get
a drink or two at a dive bar and shoot some pool... Better yet,
I like to think I'm a pretty patient dude. I don't like to stress
out on little things. Mostly a go with the flow kind of guy.
I really enjoy chatting up and talking about far out hypothetical,
and conspiracy theories. Aliens exist. Lol Sheer probability
mandates that there have to be other planets like ours near stars
I also like planning out a mock up zombie apocalypse. (never know
where you'll be when the big one hits.) lol Imagine you were where
you are, right now. When finally the guy from next door bursts into
your room! He's hungry for your flesh and you've got to find a
weapon! Its a tossup between my bike pump and one of the legs from
my disassembled foosball table in the closet.
I also like Dungeons and Dragons... There. I said it. I'm the
epitome of nerd. But I'm pretty funny and I like to have good
So try me.
What I’m doing with my life
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Right now I'm a flair bartender with intentions of returning to
school this spring.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Communicating my point of view and diffusing most situations (it
comes in handy to be able to explain exactly what happened to your
medium rare Ribeye and Scampi shrimp with loaded mashed potatoes
and green bean fries still isn't here after 45 minutes) when you
have to calm hungry people down every day, you get pretty good at
it. I give good massages and I'm good at figuring out solutions to
I'm a really good listener, and I like to think I give good advice.
Kinda wise beyond my years. :3
The first things people usually notice about me
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My smile... Or maybe my tattoos. I have a biggish tattoo on left
arm. I used to have super go nuts crazy long hair... (like, almost
mullet styles) but I cut it for work. Then I found out I didn't
have to! Some day I will reclaim my long lost pony's tail. >.br
I'm really outgoing, and if you're nice to me, I'm nicer back. I'm
usually pretty quiet at social gatherings but behind closed doors
and with my friends... No holds barred. I spit justice. I love to
people watch so if you saw me at one youd probably barely notice
me. See me on the street or at Starbucks? Maybe I'll smile and ask
you how your day is going.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Brave New World, Clockwork Orange, Willy wonka's chocolate
factory, Macbeth (if that even counts... ). I like books that make
you question your own existence and the morality of your own
Movies: Evil Dead 2: Army of Darkness, Sin City, Basic, Fight
Club.. Look I love movies... Star Trek, Star wars... I like funny
ones, nerdy ones, action packed ones, chick flicks(I have a
sensitive side too.) I'm easy to please when it comes to movies.
Shows: Parks and Recreation, Community, Walking Dead, Heroes,
Serenity... And more but I can't think of them right now.
Music: I'm easy. I love everything... Usually not country, but I've
been fooled before.
Food: I eat everything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Water, my bike, bud (if I can help it), sexual release (it's
healthy for my prostrate. Lol), video games, and technology.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend alot of time thinking about philosophy, aliens, conspiracy
theories, girls, video games, and hypothetical physics.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually working. Big money night. But after I might pick up a drink
or maybe a tall boy with friends. Or maybe I just go to sleep...
You should message me if
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You think I'm cute or interesting and are interested in learning
more. I love to talk about anything. I'm approachable, and I'm not
a complete asshole... Just a teensy one.
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