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joeshmoe22

24 M Mahopac, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:57am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Buddhism
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Programmer
EMT
Firefighter
Hip-hop connoisseur
Beer Enthusiast
Government skeptic
Free market anarchist

I can make important decisions in the blink of an eye, but rest assured I will change my mind about my meal selection at least 7 times before ordering when we go out to dinner. Motorcycling down to a restaurant converted from an old train station and drinking a beer while overlooking the Hudson River is my version of a lazy Sunday.

I'm also really into medical history and old books.
What I’m doing with my life
-getting into a lot of college debt
-having existential crisises induced by an okcupid question
-finding ways to bring together computers and biological systems
I’m really good at
Standing awkwardly in noisy bars, realizing I'm walking in the wrong direction and then pretending to check my watch while nonchalantly changing my direction of travel, playing instruments with six strings, telling you about random things I read on wikipedia or reddit that day, and applying sager traction splints.
The first things people usually notice about me
-I have the male equivalent of bitchy resting face
-hopefully not something stuck in my teeth
-probably my tattoos
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite Books: 1984 by George Orwell is probably my favorite book of all time. It's amazing to me that a book written over sixty years ago can be so eerily relevant to current times. I'm a big fan of dystopian novels which might also explain my affinity for Philip K Dick and Vonnegut. Hunter S. Thompson is basically my hero and I could read anything written by him 100 times over. I love his raw and unadulterated style. Mostly I just like reading about people getting ripped to the tits and doing crazy stuff.
Also Rand, Rothbard, Tao Te Ching, and Buddhist literature.

Movies: Gladiator because I get chills every time Russel Crowe says "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?", Pulp Fiction because "English, motherfucker, do you speak it? ", and Star Wars because...well, it's Star Wars.

Shows: Boardwalk Empire, Game of Thrones, Futurama, Eastbound and Down. I don't really watch TV but if I am it's usually something on the science channel or Netflix.

Music: Circa Survive (I have a tattoo of the Juturna album art), Coheed and Cambria, Rx Bandits, Rebelution, Balance and Composure, Nas, Pearl Jam, Iration, Bill Withers, Frank Sinatra, Eric Clapton, Elton John, Alice in Chains, Cunninlynguists, Matisyahu, Minus the Bear, Zeds Dead, Seven Lions, Glitch Mob, Zed, and lots of random underground hip-hop...but really anything other than country

Food: I honestly couldn't name one food that I genuinely dislike. I mostly try to maintain a low carb intake though. Oh and sushi.
The six things I could never do without
1. Watches (because, you know, time and stuff)
2. IPAs
3. Joseph's Oat bran flax seed wraps (for real, they're amazing)
4. My guitars
5. Nike sneakers
6. books
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Science, how many complete rotations all of the founding fathers have done in their graves by now, how remarkably large the universe is, programming apps, and how evil the state is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Life is too short to spend sitting at home. I'd almost undoubtedly rather be out meeting new poeple, asking homeless people for money, or playing matchmaker at a retirement home.

JK I'm probably studying, coding, volunteering as an EMT, or drinking craft beers somewhere with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have Amy Winehouse in my music library and I listen to her sort of regularly. Guilty pleasure.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
-You love going to see live music
-you want to go out and eat crazy ethnic food
-You want to drink craft beer and talk about science
-You believe in a free and voluntary society