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joethestove

26 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi!
My name is Joe and I used to model for J. Crew for two long years. I soon realized that wearing the three J. Crew shirts I own in front of the mirrors upstairs at my house doesn't make me a model. When my modeling career didn't take off as planned, I pursued a long and studious form of higher education at ITT tech, where I soon developed the lift/launch system for Lake Compounce's award winning wooden roller coaster - Boulderdash.
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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work full-time in a treehouse as a content developer.

Sometimes I shed tears during the star spangled banner.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Identifying spoiled milk, southern accents, getting bit by mosquitoes with bug spray on, charging my phone, calling AAA (24/7 roadside assistance).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"What kind of shampoo do you use?"

"Is that Ryan Gosling?"

"You're so dreamy..."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn and Fountainhead

TV Shows:
Walking Bad, House of Thrones, Eastbound and Development, It's Always Sunny is the New Black, Bob's Burgers and Mad Men

Movies:
Jurassic Park
Caddyshack
The Big Lebowski
Ghostbusters

Music:
I appreciate many genres. Some artists I've been recently digging:
Duke Ellington
Neon Indian
Sufjan Stevens
Don Byas
Talking Heads
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
PB
J
The rest is real irrelevant.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What the washing machine does with my socks........
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Butchering rap lyrics on a car ride to wherever I'm headed and lowering the volume when I make eye contact with drivers at stop lights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I got my hand stuck in a bowling alley lol
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- you can temporarily drive with your kneecap on a residential road.

Ideal Girl: appreciates dinosaurs, has a means of transportation, has/had a GPA higher than 3.0, passes on grape jelly opportunities and knows who invented the Super Soaker water gun (minus points for using the internet but still points for the research) ((but still not totally ideal)).

Bonus points for being Italian.