Hello Boys
I'm joey.
I'm fun, sarcastic, dry, and deep.
I LOVE making everyone laugh, usually through something completely inappropriate and offensive.

I work hard, play harder.
I am currently in the part of my life where I have a million things I want to become and pursue.

singing
meeting new people
telling stories
holding my liquor

Definitely my hair.
Many strangers ask to touch it.

I don't read

I love so many movies.

Right now I am addicted to the following:
Nip/Tuck
American Horror Story
Revenge

I love anything having to do with crime too. Investigation Discovery is my shit

I have a pretty mainstream taste in music. I love divas.
Adele
Rihanna
Amy Winehouse (RIP)
Caro Emerald
Mariah Carey
Beyonce

I have also really gotten into some house, electronic stuff

My bed
Hairspray
NYC
My Friends
My Voice
Sex

I would scare you if I told you

intoxicated

My skin is more sensitive than the average 2 year old's

you're nice, preferably cute and have a sense of humor.