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joeygamer4

20 M Seaford, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–100
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Often
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Really just experiencing a need to love or just be close with someone, so thts why I'm here. I'm the most open-minded person ik and willing to try anything (literally, don't be afraid to ask a taboo question), Although tht might be a turn-of for some people, it's not exactly tht I'd be into tht stuff per say, but if I was with someone and they really wanted tht type of experience, I'd be more than happy to give it to them. Just, because It's fair tht if I feel good, then u should to.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Goin to college to be a nurse so I can help ppl and also so I can imprint something good in the world, while also being content with my lifestyle of situation, though if in a relationship I most likely am very flexible and willing to work our lives together or the exact opposite if expected of me, because thts just wat love and relationships are about, understanding and compromising.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drumming, Anything with my fingers (yes, yes ladies uno, tht of course includes knitting), Oh and finger banging (just so uno), And finally the one thing I'm the best at which is 2 parts is, not judging ppl and really understanding who they are and why they do the things they do in an unbiased way. Like if someone robbed something from a store. it's probably cause they really needed to eat or need to sell something for drugs, or if their superego was impressed with the adaptation of survival of the fittest and stealing as a means to get what they want to live and be content. Like I said, unbiased.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My fan-fuckin-tastic sense or humor, tht keep my friends and others laughing for as long as it takes u to realize tht if a bear shits in the woods I'm probably not gonna hear it, cause I live in a fuckin house and my names not Tarzan.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite movie is Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story, my favorite show is the Chappelle Show, my favorite music is really anything idc, and my favorite food is shrimp cause it's fuckin delicious. And if u don't think so, well u can u can go fuck urself, lol.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My balls, My dick, My intelligence, My xbox, My ability to ejaculate on women's faces, ya tht's right, and of course my sense of fuckin humor.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, ppl, I'm a people watcher and I study them, really think about them. Try to find out what goes on inside the mind of a person. To know who they really are on the inside and try to develop a thesis on why they act the way they do. Really I just think deeply and rationally on why people try to deny facts tht they know are true, but cause of societal cause it affects their inner natures or the ID.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably playin xbox, or drinkin and smokin wit some ppl.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is that I am a very emotional person and I do cry more than the usual guy, but that's only because I'm not afraid of what people think and I'm also not afraid of my own feelings like most men are.
You should message me if
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If u want someone who's magically delicious, if u want someone who is the mix of the Pillsbury dough boy and the Michillan man, if u want someone who smokes pot alot, or if u want someone who's actually funny.