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joeyparshley

47 M Salem, MA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 35–46
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:46pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, and might want more
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Lets face it, if everyone on here was just like their profiles, there would be nothing but perfect people here. How boring. In actuality many of us are on here due to circumstances beyond our control. So, what is my passion? Hmmm, besides the obvious answer of my son and daughter, I guess my passion would be learning. I'm not only talking about books and the internet, but I am also talking about life and nature. I love to be outside and notice that what most do not. I like to see the patterns in life and nature and wonder how they got their. Im a man of Science and do not state that my beliefs are right or wrong. I respect others beliefs as well.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have very VERY strong family values. You most often do not get to choose your family. But if you are lucky, your family is always their when you need them. I am close with my parents and my sister. I am also close with my step siblings. I enjoy the family gatherings.
I am romantic. I long for that feeling you get when you walk along the beach holding hands. I am intelligent and want to find someone who can challenge me in that sense. I do not have an arrogant bone and my body and truly value modestly. If you are great, your actions show it, not your mouth ;-) If you need to tell all how great you are, then in my opinion you are covering for something. I value Loyalty and will not settle for anyone who cannot be loyal. Trust is key. Do not worry I can be trust 100%.
I am looking to get into better shape so I am looking for someone I can find attractive and gives me the drive I need to keep at it. I am looking for someone I can chill with most of all. A Friend
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at making people laugh, have really good rythm, am a really good coach. You will have fun with me pretty much where ever we are.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My sense of humor is what I hear about most. I guess I have nice eyes too :-)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I mainly listen to podcast books on my iPod I have read lots of Stephen King, Tom Clancy, John D McDonald. I love horror movies (Saw, The Ring), romantic comedies, dumb comedies (Dumb and Dumber etc, Fantasy, Sci-Fi and Animated (Shrek, The Incredibles etc). I dont really have a favorite food per say, but I do hate Zucchini :-)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My daughter
My Son
My daughter
My Son
My daughter
My Son

With them I can pretty much handle anything else :-)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Lots and Lots of things. If we are a match, Ill always answer the question "what are you thinking about"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Right now . . . I am with my kids, but I also enjoy going out to a bar, dinner, show, movie, walk . . .
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Online? not much, in person anything. If you really want me to answer this question you will have to ask me yourself ;-)
You should message me if
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If you think I sound interesting and are looking for someone who will not play head games, is not looking for a hookup, will treat you special even after the newness has worn off, will be a great conversationalist, will just listen when you need an ear, will be affectionate and passionate and will make you laugh daily.