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joeytwogeez

27 M Westminster, MD

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:21pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo
Education
Working on university
Job
Construction
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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i was a bastard of a teenager and now im slowly conforming to the lifestyle of a working adult...and it sucks. i miss the days of old, and that old time rock n roll...not really though, i like alot of new music. i have a terrible sense of humor and enjoy most rude crude nude funny things.
What I’m doing with my life
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school and work. i have a car and a house.
I’m really good at
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im intuitive, witty, sarcastic, and rude. im also a good leader, problem solver and troubleshooter.
The first things people usually notice about me
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i usually look like someones doppelganger or an amish man
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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fight club talladega nights 30 rock animals as leaders burritos
The six things I could never do without
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air conditioning
the interwebz
my friends and roommates
the mariganja
instruments. all of them to be precise
coffeeeee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to progress and create a more pleasurable reality for myself. I have realized that, "If you want something done, you've got to do it yourself." I want to create memories worth remembering and go places worth talking about. I want to see things worth painting and do things worth explaining.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i cant grow a good mustache
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex
You should message me if
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youre growing up, not just existing