Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a nerd that doesn't own a smart phone yet and has never taken a
selfie. Come to think of it I've never #hashbrowned something cool
on twitter, either. I'm like a young old-guy?
I hate losing. Beer pong, tic-tac-toe, debating whether tomatoes
are fruits or vegetables...whatever. Just let me win, or
I just moved to DC so I don't know anyone! But I'll tell you one
thing: I'm really enjoying the traffic here. It's the best.
I drink milk, wear my seatbelt, and never run with scissors. Let's
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to save the world: I left the military not long ago and I'm
continuing my career with the government as a civilian, perhaps
with only the occasional trip to combat zones this time.
I do plan on starting a grad program at GW next year.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixing and building things; I like working on houses and working on
cars. I built my own bed because I couldn't find one that I liked.
Bob Vila would be proud.
Setting myself on fire by accident.
I like cooking. Especially cooking meats.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I guess that I look 16 years old.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm a non-fiction kinda guy; booooring I know, I know.
Hans Zimmer soundtrack scores; he makes the best movie music. I'll
go to an actual orchestral concert occasionally.
I like indie and alternative rock the most. Otherwise, I'm pretty
keen on anything that has some good chords.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Funny YouTube videos.
-My piece of crap car.
-Annnnd, I'm done.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I want to travel; I've never been overseas for pleasure. This
needs to change.
The voices dogs would have if they could talk.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
-Watching Amazon Prime or Netflix with my loyal hound, Lucy.
-Drinking in moderation, knowing full well the pain I'll endure on
Saturday morning. I get the WORST hangovers.
You should message me if
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I'm really not hookup material and neither are you.
You like dogs. Let's be honest, dogs are better than people for the
You're new to DC. Hey, everyone needs friends.
You're a model-citizen and a patriot.
You'd like to become my personal driver so I don't have to deal
with traffic anymore. I'll just wear a blindfold so I don't have to
see it either, if you don't mind.
Who are you looking for?
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