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jofusw

30 Arlington, VA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 12:32am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Politics / Government
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Arabic (Okay), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a nerd that doesn't own a smart phone yet and has never taken a selfie. Come to think of it I've never #hashbrowned something cool on twitter, either. I'm like a young old-guy?

I hate losing. Beer pong, tic-tac-toe, debating whether tomatoes are fruits or vegetables...whatever. Just let me win, or else.

I just moved to DC so I don't know anyone! But I'll tell you one thing: I'm really enjoying the traffic here. It's the best.

I drink milk, wear my seatbelt, and never run with scissors. Let's hang out.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to save the world: I left the military not long ago and I'm continuing my career with the government as a civilian, perhaps with only the occasional trip to combat zones this time.

I do plan on starting a grad program at GW next year.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixing and building things; I like working on houses and working on cars. I built my own bed because I couldn't find one that I liked. Bob Vila would be proud.

Setting myself on fire by accident.

Excel spreadsheets.

I like cooking. Especially cooking meats.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I guess that I look 16 years old.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm a non-fiction kinda guy; booooring I know, I know.

Hans Zimmer soundtrack scores; he makes the best movie music. I'll go to an actual orchestral concert occasionally.

I like indie and alternative rock the most. Otherwise, I'm pretty keen on anything that has some good chords.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Happy dogs.
-Funny YouTube videos.
-My piece of crap car.
-Annnnd, I'm done.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I want to travel; I've never been overseas for pleasure. This needs to change.

The voices dogs would have if they could talk.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
-Watching Amazon Prime or Netflix with my loyal hound, Lucy.
-Drinking in moderation, knowing full well the pain I'll endure on Saturday morning. I get the WORST hangovers.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I'm really not hookup material and neither are you.

You like dogs. Let's be honest, dogs are better than people for the most part.

You're new to DC. Hey, everyone needs friends.

You're a model-citizen and a patriot.

You'd like to become my personal driver so I don't have to deal with traffic anymore. I'll just wear a blindfold so I don't have to see it either, if you don't mind.