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29 M Oceanside, CA

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Last Online
Apr 2
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
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Graduated from university
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English, Arabic, French

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My self-summary
So I checked out my own profile: I am 94% match / 2% enemy to myself. Wtf kinda physics equation do they use for that.

I'm originally from Florida but have spent a couple years in southern and northern California. Needless to say, I don't sport a tan that should come with having lived in the official and unofficial sunshine states! I'm EXTREMELY sarcastic, very goofy, and I get a real kick out of making people laugh. If sarcasm bothers you I will annoy you to no end; in fact, I might do that regardless. I am also keenly aware that I look 16...

I went to the University of South Florida and have pondered going to DC for graduate school. I've been a slave to Uncle Sam for the past 8 years or so - saving the world is not an easy gig but it's also not one I intend to do forever!

In my spare time, I'm a handy-man of sorts. I've developed a hobby out of fixing and improving things; car, houses, electronics, you name it! You'll often catch me trying to figure out how something works or how it was built...I have no shame of my curiosity. How It's Made was made for people like me. I have a vast knowledge of seemingly useless information.

I enjoy most social settings, be it a club, bar, pub, restaurant...the key word is social! I can't stand places where I can't hear or communicate with other folks without screaming or signing. I'm a social drinker!

Outdoors is the place to be, especially in this area! Kayaking and hiking to tall places are my favorites.I've been meaning to get my own kayak but where to put it...

I wish I could travel more; my repertoire of foreign travels currently consists of two countries: England & Afghanistan. One is much better than the other.

I have a very unmanly fondness of animals; if you love dogs or cats, or bears we'll get along well. I have a dog that lives with my brother in Florida due to my long work hours...he's a son to me nonetheless!

A smart, attractive lady that is simply fun to be around is what I seek. Mayhaps, this is you?
What I’m doing with my life
Working for ole Uncle Sam!
I’m really good at
-Tinkering and anything else that requires use of my hands, like opening a bag of chips with hardly any noise! I imagine I'd excel at thumb wars.

-Skillful application of violence to electronic devices when they malfunction!

-Hiking, camping, provoking grizzly bears and then running fast, using a map & compass. I can paddle a kayak really fast.
The first things people usually notice about me
-My humor - sarcastic, very animated, complete with sound effects.
-I make funny voices and sounds.
-That I look 16.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like most music. I've got a fairly keen ear for what sounds good.
The six things I could never do without
The internet
funny YouTube videos
Pets. Animals are awesome, how could you not like a dog or cat?
On a typical Friday night I am
Hitting up the casual bar scene after a stressful work week. Encinitas, PB (if I'm brave), or downtown SD.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have VERY flat feet.
I swear like a motherfucker in traffic.
I hate being hot.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
1) you're bored
2) you know something I need to know
3) you have a hilarious YouTube video to share
4) you want to
5) you have an Australian shepherd that can pick locks
6) you have a badass story to tell