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john17340

27 M Littlestown, PA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Im 27 and just finished going to college for an associates in gen ed using my GI Bill last year. I was in the Navy for 4 years and have been all over the med and northern atlantic. I feel like Im getting a late start at this life stuff as most other people my age are getting a masters or already have a career. But at least school was free. Im no good at filling these things out so if you have any questions just ask. I have a great job that I love.

I have 2 tattoos and a tongue stud. I dont mind women with a few tats and piercings, but nothing excessive like full body art or a hole in your ear that you could fit a baseball through.

Since last year I have lost 40 pounds (although I dont see a difference) and still have another 20-30 to go.

Im pretty easy to get along with and have been told I have a good personality. I love to laugh yet can be serious. I can relax, yet still like to think and would like to meet someone who can make me think.

When I type I tend to let the computer capitalize and spell check.... except I filled out my profile on my phone, so this took really long....

I dont tend to get hung up on looks so much, but rather character and personality. Also, slutty really doesnt do it for me anymore. I would like to find someone to have a decent relationship with. I would like to explore your heart and mind before I explore your body

I like to fish every now and then. I love going to the gun range and putting small holes in a piece of paper. I like to camp, or just take a drive to nowhere, so long as I have good company in the car with me. Then again I dont mind staying home and watching a movie.

I guess its worth mentioning that I curse more than normal people do. I do try to watch myself in situations where it is inappropriate. The phrase "curse like a sailor" definitely applies to me.

In case you didnt notice, nothing Im writing here is in any particular order. I tend to just have a thought and write it down. Im a good cook. I will do whatever i can to help my friends. See, random. ;0)

I have a bit of a live and let live attitude... I may not agree with certain peoples choices, but i wont bother them if they dont bother me. However if I ask who you are, i would rather hear you say "Im me" over saying "emo, goth, redneck, thug, etc."
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Finished my 2 year degree. Work full time now. I have a decent job I enjoy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Well cars and guns are kinda my hobby. I restored an old Jeep over the winter and have built a few guns too. If you are an anti-gun person I'm afraid we wont get along. I currently drive a Corvette and Trailblazer. I don't have a name for the Vette, but I named my Trailblazer Lana. Bonus points if you watch Archer and get that.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My unique personality and sense of humor. Take that anyway you want.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I could be here all day filling this out.... if you were to ask me my favorite movie I wouldnt be able to answer.... so to name some in no particular order: Scarface, Risky Business, Dawn of the Dead, Full Metal Jacket, The Shining, Clerks, Joe Dirt, Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Hannibal, Super Troopers, License to Drive, The Breakfast Club, The Terminator, American Pie, Leathal Weapon, Oceans Eleven, Mortal Kombat, Dumb and Dumber, The Addams Family, Beetlejuice, Ferris Beullers Day Off, Office Space, Die Hard, Dirty Harry, Not Another Teen Movie, Top Gun, Waynes World......

Tv: King of the Hill, Family Guy, South Park, That 70s Show, Fringe(probably my favorite show ever), Top Gear UK, Two and a Half Men, The X Files, Weeds, Entourage, Breaking Bad, Archer.....

Music: I love Classic Rock, Hair Metal, and some Grunge. I like Motley Crue, Led Zeppelin, Rolling Stones, The Beatles, Blue Oyster Cult, Smashing Pumpkins, Chicago, Jethro Tull, White Snake, Quiet Riot, Journey, Bon Jovi, Bad Company, Ted Nugent, AC/DC, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Steve Miller Band, Nine Inch Nails, I could go on and on.... Im not a huge country or rap fan, however there may be 1 or 2 songs hidden on my computer somewhere for when the planets are aligned just right and I get in that mood... most of the time my Sirius radio is tuned to Classic Vinyl, Boneyard, and Lithium, and I may stray to 70s on 7, 80s on 8, or 90s on 9.

I like to play video games here and there too. I like Grand Theft Auto, Call of Duty, Skyrim, Mortal Kombat, GoldenEye.

As for food, Im up for anything, although too much of one thing gets tiring. I love sushi, pizza, taco bell, Im not real picky.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends, family, a car, and thats about it. Other things come and go.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What Im doing with my life. I tend to spend at least 80% of my day thinking about what I would do if an active shooter or a zombie came through the door.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Not doing too much because most of my friends are either still in the Navy or have moved back to their home state. My one friend who is local works second shift so we only tend to hang out weekends. Ideally I would enjoy a night out to see a movie, shoot pool at a dive bar, or maybe bowling(I SUCK at bowling)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a profile on a dating website.... shhh! ;0)

Also when I was 12 or so I had the biggest crush on Gwen Stefani. Her baggy pants, midriff shirts, and the 1950's pinup hair and lipstick. Yup, it was love.
You should message me if
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You are a sensible, single, drama-free woman looking to meet a nice guy.