john2000566
55 Pittsburgh, PA
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My self-summary
Well, I do not ask for much........if you have teeth, hair, and working private parts, we are half way there! I do not cook ,but make a mean reservation.....and I vacuum ,dust, and do windows too.
If your idea of dinner and show, is roadkill and a wrestling match....I am probably not for you. Also if you have a tattoo that says "Horny", bottle your farts, or scratch your privates.....once again I am probably not for you.
I know the difference between a sexual touch and a sensual one, and would love to show you..... I do believe in love at first sight.
If I made you smile even a little.....lets talk ,ok?
You do understand the above is just meant for humor !!
The person who see s thru all this .......will be the one for me !
One woman asked me what adventure I was going to take her on...................what am I .....half of Lewis & Clark !!!!!
What I’m doing with my life
Living it as best that I can...........looking forward to tomorrow!
I’m really good at
Fixing things.....even a bad day!
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile ,friendliness..........
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Readers Digest..........everything you need to know is in there.!!
The six things I could never do without
The touch of a loved one.........a great kiss........chocolate.........laughing together..........closeness of a woman.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why women put up pictures of their dogs!!!Why they say their kids mean everything to them.....hello!
Why they start out talking.......then??? Pictures of yourself kissing animals, dogs, dolphins, horses,etc.WHY??? Its disgusting.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends,or watching a movie..........
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I pooped my pants a lot................but of course ,I was only about a year old!
You should message me if
You want to explore each other.......
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