If your idea of dinner and show, is roadkill and a wrestling match....I am probably not for you. Also if you have a tattoo that says "Horny", bottle your farts, or scratch your privates.....once again I am probably not for you.
I know the difference between a sexual touch and a sensual one, and would love to show you..... I do believe in love at first sight.
If I made you smile even a little.....lets talk ,ok?
You do understand the above is just meant for humor !!
The person who see s thru all this .......will be the one for me !