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john3383

32 Middle Village, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 3
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Hospitality
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a writer, and consequently hate the structure of dating profiles.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Chasing a dream.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
One way or another, I will make you laugh. You don't have a choice in the matter.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If one more person tells me I look like Christian Bale I will go Norman Bates on them. There is more to me than steely eyes and a jaw line!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Game of Thrones is the best show on TV. The honor used to belong to Lost. Quentin Tarantino, Christopher Nolan, Kurt Vonnegut, and my dude Shake Spear.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My limbs (that's four things).
My cold heart(ed) efficiency. Six. Done.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How much I love/loathe this city.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Work :(
But otherwise podcasting and/or barhopping
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There are no men like me. Just me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like big butts. If you cannot lie, that's a plus.