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34 M Brighton, United Kingdom

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My self-summary
I'm a writer. I used to write for a games company. I quit to become a novelist. I spend a lot of loose thought on some composite of aesthetics, philosophy, metaphysics, pokemon, imaginary cats and what they might be doing. I like planes of colour and clear lines, realities behind drawings and words. Sometimes I buy toys. People are annoying.

I like stories, imagination, comics, books, games and animals. Also trees. I was on here for a while; I don't like this site. I find that people bring out my misanthropy.. which is unfortunate. I usually fall in between things and take no pride in this. I love comics but not superheroes, writing but not academia... I went to a comics meetup and got called a hipster for not liking Buffy. I'm not even a good nerd. I hate hipsters. I no longer speak to blokes with beards and no nautical experience. This means I can rarely buy a coffee in a coffee shop (I'm not joking; I actually turned round and walked out of two in the last week as the beard/checkered shirt/macbook ratio was so suffocating). What else? I'm vegetarian, which means vegans and meat eaters take turns abusing me. I find it only increases my respect for them. (I don't care what people eat.. as long as it's not something I might need)

My favourite dating profiles are the ones that start like this: 'Hi, *something-something-something* and if you've got a problem with that you can just fucking jog on.' Ideally, I'd like to be with someone like that, forever. Failing that, someone who offers to crticise my grammar. That's also extremely attractive.

I play piano and guitar. I should probably have mentioned that earlier, you know, because it's supposed to be cooler.. but it's not representative. I hate music culture. I was in a band for years, but really enjoyed just creating songs.. playing live plateaued at severe discomfort. I mess about with weird ipad instruments now. I like the texture of sound and the voices of materials. I grew up spending every free minute between school and sleep drawing. I think you can learn everything from everything, writing from music, art from sport.

I'm accidentally iconoclastic. And aesthetic. It's funny when you stumble across words that fit perfectly to your contours.

I get on with warm, caring, intelligent, rational, sensitive idiots. Love these: shyness hiding adventurousness; intelligence and ingenuousness; depth and softness.

I love playing sport but not lads, art but not galleries. Tolstoy and Turtles cartoons. Rain drumming at the windows. Zen Quantum Physics. No crystals, homeopathy, dried up academia, or ethnic wall-rugs nor endless slew of huffington post articles. I can't bear self-appointed-gurus. I live near Brighton - that's the norm. You can pay to get a photo of your aura in the local native american accoutrements shop. There's a local native american accoutrements shop.

I exercise my right not to vote. Sometimes, I get anxious.

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This stuff is the product of experience and has in the past made me really sad. It would be nice to be able to chat with someone who gets it sometime. I'm sorry to the nice, cool people for whom it's all obvious and most essentially: goes without saying. I don't meet you Ever enough.

I dislike self righteous pseudo-liberals and the world being reduced to politics. Race and gender studies types fixated on their own demographic. I find the unacknowledged prejudice and hypocrisy awful. The sense of entitlement. I don't think believing in equality makes you a hero; it makes you normal. And I can't think of anything more boring to talk about. I also hate people avoiding thinking about anything that challenges them. I really need to be around discerning and honest, self-effacing people. I want to encourage all the beautiful things in my life.

To give some small idea of why I've mentioned this.. about half the profiles on here start ranting and raving about 'white cisgender men'. Or think that certain haircuts are more seditious than others. I'm trying to be blase - it's really not much fun.

Please don't message me if you:

- think it's fine that 'you can't be racist against white people' is being taught in universities

- throw around words like patriarchy and privilege

- or are threatened by the existence of issues of inequality affecting men.

Having to talk about this upsets me. I don't see the world in these terms and don't want to be around people who do. The hypocrisy of feminism in the west nauseates me :/.

I should also probably mention.. I definitely don't want to meet anyone into drugs; not in a judgemental way - I just know who I am and would welcome the unusual experience of meeting someone with similar sensitivities.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm hoping to pursue a career in anti-semitism. (I'm not really. Use of humour online will probably prove regrettable. Besides, there's no money in it... and we all know why that is.)

Writing and editing several novels.

At some point I intend to:

- emerge;

- make sounds;

- record some music again;

- write another.
I’m really good at
Unappreciated restraint.


Guessing the year a film was made through NO MORE than the quality of its footage.
The first things people usually notice about me
Absence. Sudden.

The first parts of me to notice them.

I'm not saying 'awesome' and I'm also not saying 'douchebag'.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anna Karenina, A Scanner Darkly, Dune, The Little Prince

Comics: BD/Manga.. Tintin, Moebius, Enki Bilal, Akira, Osamu Tezuka, Tekkon Kinkreet

Games: Deus Ex, The Longest Journey, Shadow of the Colossus, Monkey Island, Morrowind...

Films: On the Waterfront, 2001, Brazil, Secretary, The Odd Couple, Dog Day Afternoon, Kiki's Delivery Service, Jean de Florette, The Trial, Naked Lunch, THE STING! Because once upon a time, america made good films.

I don't really watch much television on account of it being so unbearably awful. I do love The Prisoner though (the original), Karl Pilkington, Curb Your Enthusiasm... I just remembered: I like detective shows like Poirot/Jeremy Brett's Sherlock Holmes

I was in a band/songwriting for a long time. Nothing sends me to sleep like a big list of bands. I only listen to music when it's on in the background somewhere... I like motown, would like to get into more classical, jazz, weird ethnic instrument sounds, experimental pop, electronic textures. I loved the last living rose by pj harvey. The Beatles etc but I'm getting bored just typing this. I find music culture very depressing and cringe-worthy and unimaginative.
The six things I could never do without
Self effacement
Pleasing forms
A book/comic/game
I spend a lot of time thinking about
stories, touch, metaphysical ideas (I know, but it's true), what I perceive as my flaws - which is probably my main flaw.

How important it is to protect what is harmed by the dishonesty of the world, to recognise, always, and be glad of the test in what is testing. How rubbish I am at this last. The finer observation and its absence in that surface against which I find myself.

whether I should message myself. Everything I put speaks to me on the deepest level.. but I seem so standoffish...

Okc observations:

- The irony of people who don't believe in 'binary gender' perceiving people as being 'binary' or 'non-binary'.

- A lot of middle class students (I am middle class :)) with no problems and hero complexes.

- The absence of moderation. That the substance of most opinions is no more than a vehicle for conviction...

How lonely it feels to be honest.
On a typical Friday night I am
very pleased that I'm not in a club. Writing, reading, watching a film, playing a game.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My misanthropy is well-researched.

This site upsets my peace of mind, hence MY ENTIRE PROFILE.

I feel awkward at parties.

Once a girl bought me a drink and I said thank you. I later learned, via her blog, that it had blown my mind.

I don't care about tattoos/piercings.
I bought a yellow care bear and then I bought a purple care bear.
I HATE TED talks/HBO/Breaking Bad. I don't mind disagreeing :)
I really really LOVE stories -
The irony of reading for the ten thousandth time someone talking about 'the zombie apocalypse'.
Tarantino, Nick Cave, Bill Hicks make me FULL-BODY-CRINGE.
I like art AND sport.
I shoved the cat but it was affectionate.
I think most people who go on and on about perceived oppression need it.
I don't want to go to New York.
Aren't colours pretty?
As one of their victims, I actively disrespect the social sciences.
I don't read papers.
I love the world, not an idea of it that appeases me.
I can't deal with cliche or disingenuousness.

How come people are so concerned with 'the world' and 'issues' but don't stop to speak to the old lady next door? The world is the sum of such small inactions..

I also know that I sound MENTAL/IMPOSSIBLE. These things are normally thoughts, evanescing at the rate natural to them, but a computer screen is a fixed amplitude.

It's a shame that not being a complete idiot qualifies as being impossible really.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–100
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you wish to donate.

You're really lovely and sweet. This is everything to me.

You understand the world in nuances.

You're not a hipster.

You don't think 'gender' is interesting.

You don't spend your whole profile going on about what a rebel you think you are.

I dunno. You like games, books, comics.. YOU LIKE TINTIN and want to talk about them/him.

ESSENTIAL: It doesn't enrage you that I'm white/male/vegetarian/straight. It will bore me.

I did end my profile with the word 'spaghetti' - I just deleted it. That's how serious the situation is.