I've been on this site for 5 years now and met some awesome people along the way, half a decade seems like such a long time when you really think about it.

So anyway, yeah...me... I love music and photography and putting words in brackets, I also really like the acoustic version of 'Always your way' by My Vitriol.

I really don't know what I could put in this box though, I know that's a bit of a cliché on this site as most people put that, but I accidentally deleted it and can't think of anything clever or witty to say now, so I shall leave this part as it is until somebody gives me some idea of what I could put.

..."Cruder than Selly"

Having just come out of an engagement and having a shaky start to this year I'm adjusting to being single once again and making sure that 2009 will be full of exciting new positive things.

I have recently returned to Birmingham where I'm working in a call centre from hell, I'd like to be expanding my social circle and just making the most of life really.

The past few months have taught me a lot about love, trust, and life. I've learnt that the most valuable things you could ever have in your life are your family, friends, food and a roof above your head, everything else is just a luxury.

Missing buses, sleeping, listening to music, taking wonderfully marvelous photos, falling over, being sick, falling over and being sick, being sick and then falling over, not realizing that the falling over and being sick thing wasn't funny the first time round, finding alternative meanings to songs, Photoshop, procrastination

... I'll fill the rest of this in later.

The fact that I've just fallen over, my hair or the big rip in the back of my jeans.

Books - Are you Dave Gorman?, Dude where's my country?, any other book with a question mark at the end of the title, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Da Vinci Code.

Movies - Amelie, American History X, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Austin Powers, BASEketball, Battle Royale, Borat, Cannibal The Musical, Chasing Amy, Clerks, Clerks 2, Dogma, Donnie Darko, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Fahrenheit 9/11, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Garden State, Ghost World, Helvetica, Hot Fuzz, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Kill Bill, Little Miss Sunshine, Lost in Translation, Mallrats, Napoleon Dynamite, Orange County, Orgazmo, The Producers, Pulp Fiction, Requiem for a Dream, Saw, Shaun of the Dead, Sin City, South Park, Super Size Me, Team America, Trainspotting, The Wrestler, Zoolander

Music - The Arcade Fire, Art Brut, The Bees, Biffy Clyro, The Bluetones, The Breeders, Bob Dylan, The Cure, Death From Above 1979, Dinosaur Jr, The Distillers, Distophia, The Doors, Editors, Eels, Frank Turner, Goldie Lookin' Chain, Gomez, Guillemots, Hell Is For Heroes, The Holiday Plan, Jeff Buckley, Kings Of Leon, Led Zeppelin, Less Than Jake, The Long Blondes, The Magic Numbers, Maxïmo Park, Metallica, MGMT, Million Dead, Muse, Nada Surf, Newton Faulkner, NOFX, Pixies, Queens Of The Stone Age, Rage Against The Machine, The Rakes, Rolling Stones, [spunge], stellastarr*, The Strokes, Tom Vek, TV On The Radio

Food - CAKE!!!! or anything without garlic.

Music: I constantly need music, it's like I'm living in some sort of musical, I could break into song and dance at any point.

Food: Otherwise I'd starve to death and die, OkCupid would be charged with manslaughter.

Friends: To keep me entertained, without them I'd probably rip my eyes out with boredom.

iPod: It was free and it has my life on it, without it I'm buggered.

Chocolate: Do I even need a reason?

Sleep: Think of a world without sleep, we'd all be deafened by yawning.

An escape route, Music, family, Sweden, food, drink, thinking, caterpillars, friends, romans, countrymen, ear hire, photography, how they get the yolks in cadbury's cream eggs, ways to make money, ways to lose money, Delia Smith, the theme tune to the littlest hobo, chocolate, Brian Blessed, jelly.

...And how the eff-word to get rid of those silly sentences I wrote in Tagalog.

Thinking it's Tuesday.

All of this is a lie, I'm really an alligator from the Everglades called harry, I have a wife and 11 baby alligators, my hobbies include posing for photos for tourists and eating people.

You're interested in buying a G-reg Fiesta.

If you want to give me large sums of money for no apparent reason whatsoever.

Or if you want to give me a job

...oh go on, you know you want to really.

*update*

I have now sold the Fiesta only for the guy who bought it to set fire to it, it seemed like a bit of a pointless exercise to me, but I got paid so I don't really care.