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johnafun

29 M Oakland, CA

My Details

Last Online
Feb 10
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I am:

*Pushing 30
*A Texan
*A Barfly
*Super nice.
What I’m doing with my life
Still trying to figure that out...

I recently moved to the Bay (Sept '12) because Texas is just too fuggin' hot and Republican.

Right now I'm just enjoying experiencing my new home and making new friends. And I've got to say, people in Oakland are down to hang out. I've only been here a handful of months and I've had amazing times with amazing people. I don't know if I'll ever leave this place.
I’m really good at
Fun. I excel at it. Example: My friend had to visit a sacred place for her anthropology class. I wanted to check that out with her so we picked Mission Dolores (too rad) and took the tour. We found ourselves in the cemetery which has a sweet ass teepee in the middle of it. I'm not a regular pot smoker but I did mention that it might make our day just that much more fun if we smoked out the teepee. And we did. And it was hilarious. And hella fun. That's right, I just moved to the Bay and I say hella like I'm a native*.

*I'm hella good at appropriating slang.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm a spaz. I hope people find that endearing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I dunno if I can say that I have a favorite book but the two I've read the most are Pride & Prejudice (Mr Darcy fucks my shit up) and Stranger in a Strange Land by Heinlein.

I'm a scifi nerd at heart. Don't even bring up Neal Stephenson unless you want to hear a lot about Neal Stephenson.

Movies: Movies are alright. I don't have a favorite and I often turn them off halfway in. In the interest of being interesting I'll leave you with this:

I was born to very young parents in the 80s. My parents were not at all concerned with the media my brother and I consumed. Two of the first movies that I can remember are The Rocky Horror Picture Show and Total Recall. I love to tell my mother that her letting me be exposed to these films is the singular reason I'm gay. Rocky Horror, because duh, and Total Recall because of that three breasted chick who freaked me out. My mother has never found this anecdote amusing. Whatever, she spelled my name with an extra and completely unnecessary H which has ruined gift shops* for me. She can deal.

*A life ambition is to find a mug with my name spelled correctly.

Music: Oy vey! Has there ever been a more divisive issue than musical taste? My top five shows that I've been to are:

1. Le Tigre
2. Murder City Devils & Against Me!
3. Final Fantasy (Owen Pallet)
4. Tilly and the Wall
5. Islands
The six things I could never do without
1 Bandwidth
2 Booze
3 Books
4 Loved ones
5 Unexpected adventure
6 Google maps
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Space. Transhumanism. Wondering what my roommates are doing. Why I get crushes on lesbians. You know, regular stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking. Often with my roomies who are also old friends from Texas.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm really bad at dancing but I sometimes, privacy and mood allowing, pussy pop when making breakfast.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating