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johncalv

31 M London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:05am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
If you're offended by this or don't laugh then it's probably not gonna work out... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dJu1Jj7VTw

Sense of humour and intelligence are really important to me. I get on best with optimists who try to have a good time no matter what the circumstance, and sometimes the best times come from an initially bad situation. This is not a way of pre-empting us going on a bad date.

I partly wish women were as creepy as men on here so I could get lots of insights into your psyches. (though the last thing anybody wants in their life is more admin) If you feel like trying to creep me out I dare you.
What I’m doing with my life
Mainly having lots of fun playing music for whoever wants me and enjoying spending time with my friends.

Smelling terrific.
I’m really good at
Programming synthesizers, bass guitar, optimism
The first things people usually notice about me
What's the definition of nasal sex?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Iain Banks (and Iain M Banks), Phillip K Dick, Douglas Adams, Orwell, Jon Ronson, stuff about North Korea, psychology/humans and funny things. First person narratives in which the protagonist is a bit of a dick but charismatic enough to be given a chance.

Playing music for a living makes me very analytical about new music I hear, which in turn makes anything that penetrates my cold dead heart even more special :-D John Wizards album is the last thing to do so.

All food except horseradish and mustard (on it's own). I'm a pretty good cook, if you're nice I'll make you my special noodle sauce. I'll tend to go for the spiciest option on the menu, especially if it looks big.
The six things I could never do without
Family, friends, music, showers, sleep, chilli
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Do the unspeakable dicks of this world think I'm a dick? I know it doesn't matter but IT DOES.

How Autechre do it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think I might fancy the girls with the ridiculously low match percentages a bit too much.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Many women have "if you can say more than Hi how are you" in this bit. I have even received that message from someone who has written that on their profile.

I don't care if you write me "you seem like a complete scumbag, your face is a horrific sight and I bet you're hung like a shrew's nose", if I think you're attractive/not boring in your profile I'll probably still reply, and most men who say otherwise are probably lying.