Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Living at the top, when you're at the Fucking bottom"
My name is Dallas and I like cats
I'm in a polyamorous
"I ride bikes for a living and I play drums and I wear tight pants
and I don't like IPAs or tequila but I DO like poop jokes and
I came to philadelphia in 08. Loving west philly life, and extended
porch/roof hangouts. I find happiness in the small things, like a
good board game, a shower beer, or a cat on your lap. basically a
realistic optimist, I suppose.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
alot of things. anything involving coordination or rhythm.
, you name it. I'm
also really good at forgetting what I was just talking about,
cuddling, finding cool things on the ground, learning quickly.
The first things people usually notice about me
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i'm sorta fidgety. and awkward. But maybe my eyes? Or how
sometimes, my pants are just too darn tight.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Adventure Time, Lucas Brothers Moving Company, Bee and Puppy Cat,
Rick and Morty, Broad City
sadly, i just can't get into books. i've tried so many times, but
always get side tracked.
i mostly listen to math rock, post-hardcore, techmetal, prog and
experimental stuff. HORSE the band, Tera Melos, Every Time I Die,
Octaves, Thank You Scientist, The Dillinger Escape Plan, The Number
12 Looks Like You
FOOD how can i pick a favorite?? i could probably eat grilled
cheese every day of my life and not get tired of it. pretty much
. food is great.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my limbs, affection, cats
, music, my rad friends, bikes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how people can be so oblivious to their surroundings, how to find
time to do all the things i like to do, cats, how to meet new
people that are worth meeting, puns, drum beats from songs i
haven't heard in three years, if i should take singing lessons,
architecture, cats, if knowledge is finite and is this why we
forget things, if free will is an illusion, why everyone else is so
drama focused, food, cats, strategy games, if I'll ever find that
damned unicorn, spending money, saving money, the future, the
present, sex, weather, if karma is real or if nice guys always
finish last, and cats.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging with the lady and friends! You should join us, we're great.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm in a Lady Gaga cover band.
I also got a Yolo tattoo. Several days later, it was gone. Maybe
there is a god.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Message me if you can be respectful of my polyamorous lifestyle and
my partner(s)! I'm extremely up front with anyone I'm involved with
and nobody is "a secret". You ain't gotta worry about getting
jumped by some out of the loop lady at a bar. I realize that most
people tend to be somewhat uninformed/have the wrong idea about
polyamory, so I'm very open to answering questions. Ask away!
Ideally I want my partners to be genuinely happy for my happiness,
even if that happiness comes from another person sometimes.
Or if you wanna hang out with me AND FracturedFacade. she's
wonderful and doesn't bite! (not too hard, anyway)
Or if you wanna be a "unicorn"
Looking for decent human beings... No drama, please.
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