"Living at the top, when you're at the Fucking bottom"

My name is Dallas and I like cats.

Polyamorous.

"I ride bikes for a living and I play drums and I wear tight pants and I don't like IPAs or tequila but I DO like poop jokes and adventure time."

I came to philadelphia in 08. Loving west philly life, and extended porch/roof hangouts. I find happiness in the small things, like a good board game, a shower beer, or the whoosh of cold air from those subway vents when you're riding over them at just the right time. basically a realistic optimist, I suppose.

Hmmm. Hmmmmmmm....

alot of things. anything involving coordination or rhythm. biking, juggling, skateboarding, drumming, guitar hero, parkour, slacklining, you name it. I'm also really good at forgetting what I was just talking about, cuddling, finding cool things on the ground, learning quickly.

i'm sorta fidgety. and awkward. But maybe my eyes? Or how sometimes, my pants are just too darn tight.

I LOVE ADVENTURE TIME. If you ever want to watch episodes with me, I am fucking DOWN.

sadly, i just can't get into books. i've tried so many times, but always get side tracked.

HORSE the band will always be my favorite band but lately i've been into more mellow stuff. Faraquet and This Town Needs Guns are beginning to influence the music i create, and i'm into that. i mostly listen to math rock, hardcore, metal, indy, pop, and experimental stuff.

FOOD how can i pick a favorite?? i could probably eat Falafel every day of my life and not get tired of it. pretty much ANYTHING vegetarian. food is great.

my limbs, snuggles, cats, music, sarcasm, bikes

how people can be so oblivious to their surroundings, how to find time to do all the things i like to do, cats, how to meet new people that are worth meeting, puns, drum beats from songs i haven't heard in three years, if i should take singing lessons, architecture, cats, if knowledge is finite and is this why we forget things, if free will is an illusion, why everyone else is so drama focused, food, cats, strategy games, paint schemes, spending money, saving money, the future, the present, sex, weather, if karma is real or if nice guys always finish last, and cats.

playing Magic: the gathering. or drinking. Often both. yup.

If you put on a flannel shirt, or have a "Skrillex" haircut, I'll automatically be more attracted to you.

I also got a Yolo tattoo. Several days later, it was gone. Maybe there is a god.

message me if you're not threatened by the fact that i'm polyamorous. Just cus I like other girls doesn't mean I cant like you! I'm extremely up front with my partners and nobody is "a secret". You ain't gotta worry about getting jumped by some jealous bitch at a bar. I realize that most people tend to be somewhat uninformed/have the wrong idea about polyamory, so I'm very open to answering questions. Ask away! Ideally I want my partners to be genuinely happy for my happiness, even if that happiness comes from another person sometimes. Looking for decent human beings... No drama, please.