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26 Philadelphia, PA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Mar 26
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Strictly vegetarian
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Rather not say
Open relationship
Strictly non-monogamous
Might want kids
Dislikes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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"Living at the top, when you're at the Fucking bottom"

My name is Dallas and I like cats .

I'm in a polyamorous relationship with FracturedFacade.

"I ride bikes for a living and I play drums and I wear tight pants and I don't like IPAs or tequila but I DO like poop jokes and adventure time."

I came to philadelphia in 08. Loving west philly life, and extended porch/roof hangouts. I find happiness in the small things, like a good board game, a shower beer, or a cat on your lap. basically a realistic optimist, I suppose.
What I’m doing with my life
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Hmmm. Hmmmmmmm....
I’m really good at
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alot of things. anything involving coordination or rhythm. biking, juggling, skateboarding, drumming, guitar hero, parkour, slacklining, you name it. I'm also really good at forgetting what I was just talking about, cuddling, finding cool things on the ground, learning quickly.
The first things people usually notice about me
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i'm sorta fidgety. and awkward. But maybe my eyes? Or how sometimes, my pants are just too darn tight.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I LOVE ADVENTURE TIME. If you ever want to watch episodes with me, I am fucking DOWN.

sadly, i just can't get into books. i've tried so many times, but always get side tracked.

i mostly listen to math rock, post-hardcore, techmetal, prog and experimental stuff. HORSE the band, Tera Melos, Every Time I Die, Thank You Scientist, The Dillinger Escape Plan, The Number 12 Looks Like You

FOOD how can i pick a favorite?? i could probably eat Falafel every day of my life and not get tired of it. pretty much ANYTHING vegetarian. food is great.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my limbs, snuggles, cats, music, my rad friends, bikes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how people can be so oblivious to their surroundings, how to find time to do all the things i like to do, cats, how to meet new people that are worth meeting, puns, drum beats from songs i haven't heard in three years, if i should take singing lessons, architecture, cats, if knowledge is finite and is this why we forget things, if free will is an illusion, why everyone else is so drama focused, food, cats, strategy games, if I'll ever find that damned unicorn, spending money, saving money, the future, the present, sex, weather, if karma is real or if nice guys always finish last, and cats.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging with the lady and friends! You should join us, we're great.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm in a Lady Gaga cover band.

I also got a Yolo tattoo. Several days later, it was gone. Maybe there is a god.
You should message me if
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Message me if you can be respectful of my polyamorous lifestyle and my partner(s)! I'm extremely up front with my partners and nobody is "a secret". You ain't gotta worry about getting jumped by some out of the loop lady at a bar. I realize that most people tend to be somewhat uninformed/have the wrong idea about polyamory, so I'm very open to answering questions. Ask away! Ideally I want my partners to be genuinely happy for my happiness, even if that happiness comes from another person sometimes. (compersion)

Or if you wanna hang out with me AND FracturedFacade. she's wonderful and doesn't bite! (not too hard, anyway)

Or if you wanna be a "unicorn"

Looking for decent human beings... No drama, please.