Having a mid 40s crisis. Recently separated from wife. The last
time I was not married, I was too young to drink. Im frankly a mess
and if your friend introduced me to you, they would probably mouth
the words "Run" behind my back. I managed to put on a lot of weight
the last year I was in my own house and am now finding it harder to
lose that it was to gain.
As you can tell, im really serious all the time which probably has
something to do with why Im suddenly single.
I love to cook and clean and iron my own clothes. Im terrible at
the last 2, but I would have to say my culinary skills are
excellent. I also have a crazy job - which is an added bonus to
anyone I am in a relationship with.
I like to sip bourbon and give you boozy kisses at night.
What I’m doing with my life
Pretty much just bombing, staggering, thundering through life in
the hopes I dont hurt anyone along the way and I have a good time
and make some good friends.
I’m really good at
making poor decisions, arguing with staunch conservatives and
religious fanatics, drinking brown liquor, and computer networking.
The first things people usually notice about me
Jesus you are loud. And Tall.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Iliad, Robopocalypse, Sci Fi anything. I love steak and I love
sushi. Musically, Im pretty diverse. I like Zeppelin but when its
late at night and im not sharing my spotify picks on facebook, I
will listen to Barry Manilow and James Taylor.
Boston, Kansas, Zeppelin, The Who, Aerosmith, Ozzy, Black Sabbath,
Deep Purple, Guns n Roses are constantly running on my iphone. My
favorite newer music is Rise Against, Nickelback, 30 Seconds to
The six things I could never do without
My iPhone. Clean underwear. My wallet. Login credentials to askf5
and cisco tac, a decent haircut and a stupid grin
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I think alot about sex, cuddling, making out like teenagers. I also
think alot about quantum mechanics, alternative energy, stupid
politicians...and my kids. Did I mention making out like teenagers?
On a typical Friday night I am
pretending to be 21 again or watching the kings on tv
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
that im not very private or complicated.
You should message me if
its last call and you still havent hooked up, you want to meet my
mom or you are really drunk and need a ride home. Or if you want to
make out too.