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johnlyle2011

48 M Pasadena, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–53
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Having a mid 40s crisis. Recently separated from wife. The last time I was not married, I was too young to drink. Im frankly a mess and if your friend introduced me to you, they would probably mouth the words "Run" behind my back. I managed to put on a lot of weight the last year I was in my own house and am now finding it harder to lose that it was to gain.

As you can tell, im really serious all the time which probably has something to do with why Im suddenly single.

I love to cook and clean and iron my own clothes. Im terrible at the last 2, but I would have to say my culinary skills are excellent. I also have a crazy job - which is an added bonus to anyone I am in a relationship with.

I like to sip bourbon and give you boozy kisses at night.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Pretty much just bombing, staggering, thundering through life in the hopes I dont hurt anyone along the way and I have a good time and make some good friends.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making poor decisions, arguing with staunch conservatives and religious fanatics, drinking brown liquor, and computer networking.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Jesus you are loud. And Tall.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Iliad, Robopocalypse, Sci Fi anything. I love steak and I love sushi. Musically, Im pretty diverse. I like Zeppelin but when its late at night and im not sharing my spotify picks on facebook, I will listen to Barry Manilow and James Taylor.

Boston, Kansas, Zeppelin, The Who, Aerosmith, Ozzy, Black Sabbath, Deep Purple, Guns n Roses are constantly running on my iphone. My favorite newer music is Rise Against, Nickelback, 30 Seconds to Mars, Offspring,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My iPhone. Clean underwear. My wallet. Login credentials to askf5 and cisco tac, a decent haircut and a stupid grin
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think alot about sex, cuddling, making out like teenagers. I also think alot about quantum mechanics, alternative energy, stupid politicians...and my kids. Did I mention making out like teenagers?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
pretending to be 21 again or watching the kings on tv
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
that im not very private or complicated.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
its last call and you still havent hooked up, you want to meet my mom or you are really drunk and need a ride home. Or if you want to make out too.