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johnniephlaix99
26 / M / straight / Single
Tempe, Arizona
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- Hispanic / Latin
- Height
- 5' 7" (1.70m).
- Body Type
- Average
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- —
- Sign
- Pisces but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Working on two-year college
- Job
- Computer / Hardware / Software
- Income
- $30,000–$40,000
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- —
- Languages
- English, Spanish (Fluently), Portuguese (Okay), Italian (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am Smart, Funny, and a clown!.
My Self-Summary
I'm just kidding about the clown comment. I got writers block or
something. Down to business now...I'm a fun loving guy. Well, I
guess I'd be more like a fun AND loving guy!! I've been in AZ for
allmost 6 years, and I LOVE IT!!!
What I’m doing with my life
I work full-time in the IT field, and am planniing to continue my
education either in Spring 2010.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh...whether it be at me or with me, I'm the guy
to make you at least smile. :)
The first things people usually notice about me
I dress like a New Yorker living in Phoenix. I'll either be wearing
a NY hockey jersey, or a leather trench coat in 60 degree weather.
If it's cool enough to not sweat...I'll wear a coat. And people
seem to like my smile...for some odd reason! :)
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books- George Carlin- Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, More
Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops.
William Shakespeare- Romeo and Juliet, and Macbeth. F Scott
Fitzgerald- The Great Gatzby. Anne Rice’s Vampire Chronicles, and
Stephen Colbert- I’m America and So Can You.
Movies- a lot of comedy and action films…
Comedy- the Bill and Ted movies (LOVE George Carlin, Like Keanu Reeves!), Dogma, Bio Dome(made me want to live in AZ), All the Jim Carrey movies, All the Mike Myers movies, the Pacifier, Find Me Guilty, Any movie with an ex- “MTV’s The State” member in it: Role Models, I Love You Man, Balls Of Fury, The Baxter, The Ten, Wet Hot American Summer. Don’t really like the movies that the “kids” over-hype: Superbad, Knocked Up, Step Brothers…you know, overly stupid movies!
Action- Matrix 1-3, Constantine, The Day the Earth Stood Still, Speed, Point Break, Street Kings(I told you I liked Keanu, right?). Seven, Troy, Mr and Mrs Smith(Brad Pitt movies are cool too.). All the Riddick movies, the first XX movie, Fast and the Furious parts 1,2, and 4. Knockaround Guys, Babylon AD, A Man Apart (Vin Diesel movies are surprisingly entertaining). All the Spider Man and Xmen movies.
My musical taste is all over the place...
Rock- Guns n Roses, The Doors, Led Zeppelin, KoRn, Velvet Revolver, Nirvana, Soundgarden, Rage Against The Machine, Kid Rock
Hip Hop/Rap- 2Pac, Snoop Dogg, Jay-Z, Notorious BIG, Insane Clown Posse, Eminem,
Latin- Daddy Yankee, Don Omar, Tego Calderon, Julio Voltio, Calle 13, Hector Lavoe, Fania All Stars, ToNo Rosario, Kinito Mendez, Aventura, Jossie Esteban Y la Patrulla 15, Hermanos Rosario, Grupo Aguakate, Marc Anthony
Random- all the George Carlin performances and comedy albums
Food- Mtn Dew, Doritos, Italian, Chinese, Peruvian, Salvadorian, and some Mexican food
Movies- a lot of comedy and action films…
Comedy- the Bill and Ted movies (LOVE George Carlin, Like Keanu Reeves!), Dogma, Bio Dome(made me want to live in AZ), All the Jim Carrey movies, All the Mike Myers movies, the Pacifier, Find Me Guilty, Any movie with an ex- “MTV’s The State” member in it: Role Models, I Love You Man, Balls Of Fury, The Baxter, The Ten, Wet Hot American Summer. Don’t really like the movies that the “kids” over-hype: Superbad, Knocked Up, Step Brothers…you know, overly stupid movies!
Action- Matrix 1-3, Constantine, The Day the Earth Stood Still, Speed, Point Break, Street Kings(I told you I liked Keanu, right?). Seven, Troy, Mr and Mrs Smith(Brad Pitt movies are cool too.). All the Riddick movies, the first XX movie, Fast and the Furious parts 1,2, and 4. Knockaround Guys, Babylon AD, A Man Apart (Vin Diesel movies are surprisingly entertaining). All the Spider Man and Xmen movies.
My musical taste is all over the place...
Rock- Guns n Roses, The Doors, Led Zeppelin, KoRn, Velvet Revolver, Nirvana, Soundgarden, Rage Against The Machine, Kid Rock
Hip Hop/Rap- 2Pac, Snoop Dogg, Jay-Z, Notorious BIG, Insane Clown Posse, Eminem,
Latin- Daddy Yankee, Don Omar, Tego Calderon, Julio Voltio, Calle 13, Hector Lavoe, Fania All Stars, ToNo Rosario, Kinito Mendez, Aventura, Jossie Esteban Y la Patrulla 15, Hermanos Rosario, Grupo Aguakate, Marc Anthony
Random- all the George Carlin performances and comedy albums
Food- Mtn Dew, Doritos, Italian, Chinese, Peruvian, Salvadorian, and some Mexican food
The six things I could never do without
my PSP, PS3, Laptop, family, and good times with friends!!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what to do next!
On a typical Friday night I am
Ice Skating, or playing hockey, but if I'm broke...chillin' with
some friends!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I spent 2months living off of Mtn Dew and Cool Ranch Doritos when i
first started living on my own!
You should message me if
you're looking for a nice guy, or want to laugh a bit!!
