"i was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam, i looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me." - woody allen

I am a nerd, I work in software and own a few small businesses... ambitious eh? I am also from new york, so excuse my dark humor and dreary demeanor.

I'm very laid back and easy going, a big movie buff, an have been told I'm pretty (devastatingly) funny in a bit odd sort of way. I like wine, sushi, beer, reading, and golf. I also am a pretty big sports fan, football and baseball. I am also a bit of a nerd and very partial to curvy girls (maybe it is my inner black guy) and a like a girl who is a little odd and out of the ordinary. sorry no longer accepting girls in straight jackets on the first date, semi casual or lace dress code strictly enforced.

own a bunch of small businesses, stocks, reading, drinking, golfing, yoga, video games

leaving behind zero trace evidence at crime scenes

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my 11 inch... feet

books: The Art of the Deal, Atlas Shrugged, The Fountainhead, The Hobbit, Huckleberry Fin, The Great Gatsby, The Alchemist, Think And Grow Rich, The Sun Also Rises, Cat's Cradle, This Side Of Paradise, The Unbearable Lightness Of Being, Rich Dad Poor Dad, On The Road

music: modest mouse, bloc party, toyko police club, nofx, tom vek, paul oakenfold, mf doom, system of a down, billy talent, ghost face killah, the impossibles, radiohead, diplo, ltj bukem, notorious big, propagandhi, slapstick, the killers, iggy pop, moby, the pixies, dj tiesto, 311, bt, deftones, korn, blink 182, Nerf hearder, weezer, interpol, mgmt, ziggy stardust

movies: lotr, any woody allen film, annie hall & plat it again sam (are my favorite), naked gun, the holy grail, hotel rwanda, amores perros, kiss kiss bang bang, godfather, lock stock and two smoking barrels, snatch, ocean's 11, lost in translation, garden state, me you and everyone we know ))<>((, brazil, the first matrix, zoolander, pulp fiction, waking life, the usual suspects, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, the pianist, being john malkovich, mulholland drive, magnolia, the graduate, army of darkness, sin city, sunshine, PLANET TERROR... machete, the bourne trilogy, the maltese falcon, casablanca, la vita e bella

guilty tv pleasures: true blood, the original real worlds, project runway (in a completely straight way), six feet under, always sunny in philadelphia, mad men

movies, sleep, internet, golf, food, beer

way too much stuff... need to stop thinking about everything so much

out killing street drifters

my current playlist:

Tilly And The Wall - Nights Of The Living Dead
The Vox Jaguars - Swagger
The Raveonettes - Aly Walk with Me
Band Of Horses - The Funeral
The Cribs - Martell
Metric - Help I'm Alive
Beirut - Postcards From Italy
The Sonics - Have Love Will Travel
Pete & the Pirates - Mr Understanding
Ubiquitous Synergy Seeker - Laces Out
Screamin Jay Hawkins - I Put a Spell on You
Metric - Dead Disco
Beatles, The - A Day In The Life
Notorious Big / Santogold / The Clash - Guns of Brooklyn
The Velvet Underground - Sweet Jane
Ubiquitous Synergy Seeker - 2 15/16
Tokyo Police Club - Tessellate
The Lonely Island - I'm On A Boat (ft. T-Pain)
Health - Crimewave (Crystal Castles Vs Health Remix)
The Submarines - Xavia
The Killers - Shadowplay
The Buzzcocks - Why Can't I Touch It?
Iggy Pop - The Passenger
The Clash - White Man In Hammersmith Palais
Joy Division - Love Will Tear Us Apart
The Pixies - Monkey Gone To Heaven
The Smiths - I Want The One I Can't Have
Bishop Allen - Middle Management
Santogold - L.E.S. Artistes
Interpol - Rest My Chemistry
The Airborne Toxic Event - Sometime Around Midnight

* must be able to sit though long, weird indie films, put up with me listening to audio lectures while going to bed, try any food once, be able to laugh until you pee your pants a little, love the history channel

please note: the last girl i met offline was a zombie. i had to cut off her head with a chainsaw in the middle of the restaurant, kind of embarrassing.