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johnny_showtime

28 M Saint Louis, MO

My Details

Last Online
Apr 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I am a nerdy funny guy who is looking for a girl who loves to laugh.
What I’m doing with my life
Attempting to be a comedian while still working a day job as a chef in a very expensive high brow establishment that somehow decided I was good enough to work there.

I have also decided to go back to school to get my MBA and registered for the GMAT.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh or get really angry with something I said. I am also pretty tall which means I can reach things high up on shelves... so that's gotta be worth something right?
The first things people usually notice about me
Eyes and smiles from what I have been told
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Nightwatch Series, anything by H.P. Lovecraft, The Emberverse Series

Movies: Anything Guy Ritchie does (well almost anything), The Avengers, The Bourne Movies

Music: Powerman 5000, LostProphets, Trapt, Mumford and Sons, Five Finger Death Punch
The six things I could never do without
1) Music
2) an audience
3) pizza
4) Beer
5) comics
6) a pretty girls smile
On a typical Friday night I am
At a show or at work.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You actually want something out of life.