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29 M Philadelphia, PA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 14
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Christianity, and very serious about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
i have:
-facial hair of some sort

those are more or less the only static things about my appearance.

i'm secretly 80 years old and grumpy. and an INTJ. and i'm up all night.
so basically i guess what i'm trying to say is my spirit animal might be a cat.

i also:
-play the banjo
-roll cigarettes
-smoke the above-mentioned cigarettes far too much
-am an asshole sometimes. i'm working on it. it's not intentional; promise. i just lack social grace.

i am more than a dating profile, and you are too- so you should probably message me. we can talk.
What I’m doing with my life
i'm a linux sysadmin/engineer. i telecommute (which isn't the same as telemarketing. it means i don't work from an office). it's not too bad a gig, and i can't complain about the pay or benefits.

and i'm working on building out free city-wide wireless internet access. wanna help?
I’m really good at
knowing a lot about hebrew/jewish culture/history for having almost no institutionalized academic background in it.

i'm exceptional at making people feel uncomfortable by how upfront i am.

probably other things, too, but i tend to be a "jack of all trades, ace of none".
The first things people usually notice about me
the hair. my passion/zeal/zest. my calm demeanor. my tattoos?....
probably some mix of those.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books: "i dare say there's lots on every planet that'll show you G-d's infinite ways."

movies: "i do believe marsellus wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take me out and do whatever i wanted. now i wanna dance, i wanna win. i want that trophy, so dance good."

music: "and i've stopped drinking and smoking and eating and breathing so i should be pure by now."

you get bonus points if you can identify any of the above quotes without the help of an internet search.
The six things I could never do without
-G-d/my faith
-maslow's hierarchical needs

all else is inconsequential vanity.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
there's a lot of time i spend thinking about many different things. sometimes i even try to think about nothing.

e.g. what happens if you fill a pneumatic piston with non-newtonian fluid? holler at me, engineers.
On a typical Friday night I am
working. but on nights i have off, i'm usually off somewhere being a hood rat or something, doin' hood rat things with my friends.

or just playing around on the internet. or designing stencils. or modding some clothing with handstitched dental floss seams. or patching threadbare clothing. or dumpster diving. or bike riding. or working on getting free wi-fi for philly. or- ah, you get the drift.

(the latter is much more likely)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i'm a horrible human being. thankfully, you are as well probably.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–27
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
you're still reading this.

or if you want to get to know me.

or if you want to play quake I-III (sorry, but id totally dropped the ball after Q3:A. 'strue). or like, you know- original team fortress. (yes, the really old one that looks like shit. it's the best one). or MAYBE some fortress forever. or TFC. OR CO-OP, my word i love co-op.

or if you use linux (or want to). i kind of geek out a lot about it. sorry i'm not sorry.

or you can tell me what happens if you fill a pneumatic piston with non-newtonian fluid.

or you want someone to do duets with (looking for a good voice to harmonize with or a fiddler to accompany!).