Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

johnnycashback

34 Oakland, CA Man

Man

Similar users

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Fluently), Latin (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey. My name is not really Johnny. Obviously. My sense of humor could be described as sarcastic and dry, but sometimes it's more humid. I'm not always P.C., and have been known to grind some people's gears occasionally. I'm one of those IT guys. I'm a cross between a world-weary old man, and a child staring up at the sky. In other words, I ain't your average joe.

I do a mean Gilbert Gottfried, a mediocre Woody Allen, and a barely passable Seinfeld. But I probably won't do any impressions the first time I meet you unless you ask. I'll save the tackiness for later.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Supporting technology, specifically Apple computers. Having a BFA in Photography that I rarely get to use anymore, with the exception of various iPhone apps. Being the best dog dad I can be.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
singing Purple Rain at karaoke bars. Also, I like to think that I'm pretty good at the following: photography, writing, reading, creating variations in the key of C, and travelling off the beaten path.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hmm... the glasses? The ever-changing facial hair/lack thereof?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
TL;DR version:

Desert Island picks:
Music: Bach piano music played by Glenn Gould
Books: A few Kundera and Marquez books
Movie: Amadeus, Casablanca, and The Big Lebowski.
Food: Pad Thai

Music:
Aimee Mann, Andrew Bird, Arcade Fire, J.S. Bach, Belle and Sebastian, Beirut, Bon Iver,Broken Social Scene, David Broza, Coldplay, Coltrane, The Cure, Johnny Cash, Miles Davis, Nick Drake, Brian Eno, Ella Fitzgerald, David Gray, Iron & Wine, Aimee Mann, Mozart, Michael Penn, Puccini, Radiohead, Damien Rice, Ron Sexsmith, The Shins, Sigur Ros, Sufjan Stevens, Mum, Springsteen, The Tallest Man on Earth,the whole Wainwright family, and my idol, Bob Dylan.

Movies:

Amadeus, The Thin Red Line, The Big Lebowski, Casablanca, Blade Runner, Children of Men, The Unbearable Lightness of Being

Books:

The Book of Laughter and Forgetting, One Hundred Years of Solitude, Leaves of Grass, Franny and Zooey, The Dispossessed, Invisible Cities. Pretty much anything by Kundera, Marquez, and Salinger.

TV:

ST:TNG 4 LIFE. Also, X-files, The Wonder Years, South Park, House, Cosmos, Archer
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Malamute, a camera, Radiolab, piano music, tea, and a really nice pillow.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I love me some existential angst.
I also love thinking about:
geography, astronomy, architecture, poetry, coffeshops, listening to music on headphones, epicureanism, hedonism, Nietzsche, and how technology really is a double-edged sword these days.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It used to be: going out to dinner or drinks with friends. Possibly in the city, possibly around here.
Nowadays, it's making sure my 9 month old dog doesn't rip up the carpet.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm fairly confident that I'm one of the only guys who work in the Mission that doesn't have any tattoos.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
if you can sing and/or play a musical instrument and want to collaborate on some songs.

if you can teach me new things.

if you know who Jad Abumrad is.

and
if you're awesome.