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johnnycobrakai

35 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 23–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:05pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Management
Income
$150,000–$250,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"One time I was invited to come to a social gathering. I was paid a handsome amount of money for being there. I brought a shotgun and a bottle of Tanqueray and showed those people the best time of their lives!"

Work, yeah I work... For a dot com. I get paid, its a good living, whatever! I missed my calling as a super hero or a professional baseball player. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy what I do.

When not working... I enjoy going out, playing music, snowboarding, baseball, ice hockey, riding my bike on the tour de nowhere, the outdoors, and working out. I have a shopping for new clothes sickness, and love experiencing new things. I like being put to the test, challenged, and friendly competition is always welcomed.

I was born in SF, lived in LA for most of my life. I am a huge SF Giants Fan! My background is Norwegian and British.

I love animals. I can't tell you how many times I've put my life and my car at risk by slamming on my brakes to avoid flattening a squirrel.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Traveling, sure... I've driven all around the United States like I was Clark Griswald. Been to about 30 states. Been to a few parts of Canada, that sucked! Italy was cool but the food over there is nothing like the Olive Garden. I was so disappointed when meals didn't come with unlimited bread sticks!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh by telling insane stories.
Being a Cuddle Bear.
Fixing Things.
Mike Tyson's Punch Out.
Playing Guitar.
Talking my way in/out of sticky situations.
A go to friend.
Helping cats out of trees.
Crushing Home Runs.
Going where no man has gone before.
Cheating at Monopoly.
Cooking.
Impersonations.
Kissing.
Remembering everything.
Being a Human GPS.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
At 6'5 I'm taller than most and have a terrific sense of humor. I can be very sarcastic but also very sweet. I'm really a gentleman.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies:
The Karate Kid, Big Trouble In Little China, Back to the Future, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Rocky IV, True Romance, The Goonies, I'll tolerate a chic flick or a romantic comedy every once in awhile.

TV:
Family Guy, Seinfeld, South Park, Sports Center, Walking Dead, Sons of Anarchy, East Bound & Down.

Music:
80's, 90's, Rock, EDM.
I've been playing guitar since I was 12 years old. Music has been a big part of my life ever since.

Food:
Japanese, Chinese, Thai, Italian, and good ol' American.

I enjoy cooking, I'm pretty damn good at it, and I do my own dishes!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Drivers License
Baseball
Amazon.com
Music
Laughter
Memories
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-How in the world Johnny Lawrence lost his title to that wimp from Newark at the All Valley Karate Tournament?
-Coming up with Inventions.
-Earthquakes
-How he got the beans above the frank?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I enjoy doing just about anything. A night of complete chaos or staying in and laying low suits me just fine. I guess I'd like to meet someone new and determine those plans together.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm terrified of snakes!
I like creepy Rob Lowe better.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're looking for a gentleman. You didn't take everything in my profile too serious, you have a sense of humor, you're intelligent, and can have fun with just about anything. I'm interested in meeting someone and seeing where it goes. My goal is to eventually find someone special... Looking for a game changer!