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johnnyk513

33 M Tallahassee, FL

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:53pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Greek (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Originally from Pittsburgh, land of bridges, sandwiches with French fries, exemplars of masculinity, and sultry lasses. As such, I can eat coal and defecate steel.

I have an almost savant-like ability to memorize entire chunks of Wikipedia and numerous useless or esoteric facts, so I'm an asset to any trivia team.

My diet is overtly carnivorous, though I subscribe to a code of ethics where I will only eat an animal that I could defeat in hand-to-hand combat. Currently, I am in training to fight/eat an ostrich. To this end, I have corresponded with an Australian emu farmer who assures me that my fighting strategy is tactically sound.

I played Sweeper and Shortstop growing up and managed to not embarrass myself, if not be downright respectable at both. Despite my love of hockey, I am incapable of skating to save my life. I'm surprisingly adept at Greek dancing, though.

I enjoy the company of my buddies from different stages of life, and have exposed myself to their mockery, excuse me, to their *adoring, unbridled adulation* by sharing this profile with them.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m in search of elusive experiences and attributes that lead to virtue, happiness, and success. Seeking to feel one with the Universe and interconnected to the rest of humanity. Aspiring to extract every ounce of awesomeness I can from life before shedding my mortal coil. Bonus if I can figure out how to iron a dress shirt along this journey.

Also, I enjoy delicious chicken wings.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talk so Real that you’ll be mindblown by the veracity of the discourse; Keeping Calm, Keto’ing On; lifting up fairly heavy objects and moving them for periods of time based purely on my disdain for gravity; raising Penguin Awareness
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My prototypical Greek schnozzola, followed by my sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book: I travel everywhere with a worn copy of my favorite book. Alexander the Great did so as well, and things turned out pretty well for him.

Movie: This one’s a total litmus test as to compatibility. No spoilers.

Music: Radiohead, Tame Impala, anything Josh Homme has ever done, Greek music, stuff so underground that even Hipsters haven’t heard of it, yet

Food: Pretty much everything Greek, Italian, and Thai. Unless you are cooking for me, in which case, I’m sure it’s delicious and I’ll bring over the proper wine pairing.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
* Diet Dr. Pepper

* Weiner Dogs & Corgis

* Penguins (the animals and the Pittsburgh Hockey Team)

* Soccer/Proper Footballing

* The Series of Tubes known as "the Internets"

* Beef Jerky
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Visiting Antarctica and watching the sunset with a cold beer in one hand and my other arm around a platonic penguin pal. How awesome it would be to visit other habitable planets. Enjoying a Belgian Ale with the Belgian monk who brewed it. Other places where I wish to travel.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Combating Negativity in Tallytown by infusing it with Optimism, Truth, and Beauty.

Once I have triumphed over Sucktitude, I’m usually at the bar with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once passed on hooking up with a girl because she had a Dave Matthews poster in her room. I regret absolutely nothing about that transaction.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are prepared to introduce an overwhelming amount of awesomeness into your life and can accept that years later you’ll either be thanking or cursing yourself for letting this guy into your life. [References from ex-girlfriends available upon request.]

You have yet to experience true Steel City wit & charm.

You don’t take yourself too seriously. I have an accountant and an attorney on retainer for those conversations.

You can answer how many eyes Lord Bloodraven has.

In particular, message me if you agree that it would be tremendous to ride a Stegosaurus to campus like that book Dinotopia and you give thought to how much it would otherwise own if dinosaurs were still around. Offer void for Triceratops fangirls, as they tend to be too complicated. Vegans and Horse Chicks also need not apply.