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I am so, broke, and its not even funny

I have no idea. Getting into debt? What do people even do with a political science degree?

I can count to ten in french.

My stunning wit and devastating good looks, either that or the fact that I'm, like, constantly running into things.

a) The Story of Ferdinand, For Whom the Bell Tolls, The Plague, The Watchmen.

b.) Once Upon a Time in the West, and that's it. Oh, also Goonies.

c.) The Velvet Underground, The Kinks, Stereolab, The White Stripes, Wilco, The Pixies, Pavement, RJD2, rattatat, Yo La Tengo.

d.) Poutine. Seriously. Fries + Gravy + Cheese = Love.

I think my dad tried to teach me this when we went camping:

1. food 2. water 3. shelter 4. fire 5. waterproof clothing 6. a job?

When the sign says "don't walk", I walk.

you have a pulse. Having access to a computer would help. Knowing what to do in DC would be ideal.