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johnnyrochet

27 M Greendale, WI

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 6, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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My name is Johnny and I just recently moved to the Milwaukee area from Cleveland. I've been between here and Denver since I got here due to work, installing, programming, and problem solving geeky stuff, but my place is here and I am looking for friends or potentially something more if there is that spark. I am a bonsai artist and I sometimes teach classes at the Chicago Botanical Gardens. My grandpa dedicated his life to it and I love to spread the art he loved so much. If you are looking for a partner for the club scene then I'm not for you because I am very burnt out on it. I like to go out, but to a play or a museum. I love to stay in to a good movie, game, or conversation. I'm looking for someone who is open and has a wide perspective on life. If one isn't an open book, who can enjoy what they are reading? So if you want to know anything else just ask.
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently I am working and going to college. The end goal is to end up counseling children, probably in a school type setting. Not enough people pay attention to what is really going on. I don't want any kids to have to shoulder problems by themselves. They should know someone is there for them and will understand them without judgement. An understanding conversation can be the difference between greatness and tragedy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I love to write and I think it really is becoming a lost art in the age of LoLs. I am extremely gifted at most things electronic. Cuddling. I was on the 1996 Olympic Cuddling Team. I was expected to take the gold in the Marathon Cuddle, but then they discovered half the league was on cuddling enhancement drugs and shut the whole thing down.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Physically I get comments about my eyes or how black my hair is compared to this vampire-like Irish skin. I just don't tan. Mentally I'd say wit or humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books- Any interesting biography or history book, usually pertaining to ancient Greece. Currently though I am towards the end of the Bhagavad Gita.
Movies- Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, a good superhero or scifi movie. I know, I know, the books were better of the first two they say, but I usually read non-fiction.
Shows- Dexter, The Big Bang Theory, New Girl, Supernatural, Nashville, Master Chef, The Colbert Report, SCANDAL
Music- Most things, so what I dislike are screaming type music and trashy pop (talkin to you Lil Wayne and Biebs....)
Food- Asian is probably my favorite. I dont eat gluten or dairy and have always loved Asian food best anyways (which is easy to do with no gluten or dairy thankfully)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family ( I consider my friends family ), Nature, Exercise, Stimulating conversation, Music, Hope (because otherwise what's the point)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Humanity, technology, and how the universe works. I don't get how people can be so closed off and not ever consider the bigger picture.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At the gym, reading, or hanging with friends (usually at a home setting)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I get misty during this scene still- Dumbledore: "After all this time?" Snape: "Always."
You should message me if
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If it baffles you that there will be an "Expendables 3" movie before "The Incredibles 2"... Or you know, other stuff...