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johnnytrashed

30 M San Antonio, TX

My Details

Last Online
Jan 9
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Medicine
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid, and might want more
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Alrighty...so lets see, I'm a witty, outgoing, outspoken guy that wants to see what is out there for me, whether it be friends or more I'm game for it!

I am a daddy just so you all know...my monster is my numero uno and I'm his number one fan. He doesn't live with me but I do all I can for him regardless.

I am an educated individual and love having rants and raves with like-minded or even opposing people...its all about being open to new concepts and ways of thinking.

I'm a lover not a fighter, but don't get me wrong I stand up for myself and mine without hesitation.

I'm a huge dork and am known to act a fool and joke around constantly...but I know when to get serious too.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a Veterinary Technician and am in school to be an RN. So, once I'm through making your kitties and puppies better, I can also help to make you feel better too!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making situations awkward!

turning anything into a perverted joke.

being a know it all (apparently)!

being a responsible adult even though I hate it.

making my son laugh.

hurting myself and laughing.

cooking 5 course meals (for myself)!!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my glasses or my smile! I'm always wearing them both!

Or my loud, inappropriate sense of humor!

Whatever you noticed.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love thriller/suspense novels, horror and true crime reads come in a close second. My favorite authors are Dean Koontz, Clive Barker, and Stephen King.

I enjoy a wide range of movies, I absolutely love kids movies and cartoons...I don't even have to say "...because I have a son." I love them all on my own! I can watch "Meet the Robinsons" all day long.
My other top picks have to be comedy, action, adventure and a good horror movie every once in a while.

I don't watch too much TV being a student and working full time... Breaking Bad was badass though! Thanks to Netflix!

My taste in music is diverse and that's a weak description. You can find me playing air accordian on occasion, or singing my soul to whomever I'm with on a car ride

I love food, I swear that I can take on the Iron Chefs of America!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family and Friends...including my animals

Music...my life needs a bad ass John Williams score or for Dallas Green to sing all of his songs as I make my way through my day.

Spontaneity...some things are better done on a whim

Food...need I say more

Entertainment...in any of its many forms

Nutella...that shit is delicious!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future and my sons future.

How many licks it takes...

The exact number of stars out there

Metaphysics

A post-apocalyptic world

What to make for dinner

and Yo momma!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Where ever you want to go :D
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
if its private why am I going to spill the beans here? Think about it! If I want to share something private it will be when I want to and who I want to share it with! But for the fun of it all...when I take all of my clothes off, the shower gets turned on!!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you are even mildly curious to know what I am all about!

you don't mind my sense of humor.

you want to come to the dark side.

or

you want to chit chat about nothing and everything and have a few laughs.