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johnnyxlaw

25 / M / straight / Single

Costa Mesa, California

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Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 3" (1.90m).
Body Type
Average
Looking For
New friends
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of college/university
Job
Computer / Hardware / Software
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Owns dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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I am super, fucking, and awesome.

My Self-Summary

well, my name is ryan. the username is a reference to the movie bottle rocket.. i've lived in california (off and on) since 1991 aaaand i'm pretty over it at this point.

i've got a dog that i rescued about two years ago, his name is gatsby and he is the most important thing in my life. he's a great little man.

i'm one of those people that's always looking to learn more and experience new things. i'm never content with things, i always want more. i like to have adventures that turn into stories.. stories that are so good your friends will tell them when you aren't around.

i've also realized that i've become pretty fucking boring lately. i don't rage as hard as i used to.. and i need to change that. quickly.

What I’m doing with my life

i'm trying to figure out what i want to do. i know for sure it doesn't involve using capitals when i type. i plan on going back to school soon.. once i'm considered a CA resident again. it's to expensive otherwise. lately i've been lurking this website and sending the worst thought out messages possible. also forgetting who's profile i've clicked on and realizing that i've seen it 5+ times... hoping they don't see me in their stalk list every day and think i'm some sort of creep.

I’m really good at

sleeping in. not so good at growing a mustache, but i try. often. I'm also good at having a great time no matter what.

The first things people usually notice about me

height. i'm not short.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

how do you post links on this? last.fm/user/kingsleep

The six things I could never do without

sleep, my dog, guitars, family, friends, music. seventh? asada burritos.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

what my dog is doing at home, what i'd rather be doing.

On a typical Friday night I am

i used to go out a ton, but i've become more of a homebody as of late. probably at home playing guitar / watching a movie / hanging out with my dog. but i'll go out and fall down sometimes too.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

i tend to talk a lot. i'm also one of those people that knows a little bit about everything but a lot about nothing. i've also got a lot of stories to tell.. i've lived a lot in the past 25 years..

You should message me if

- you aren't religious
- you aren't offended by swearing
- you aren't afraid to speak your mind
- you aren't fat