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johnransom

30 M Riverview, FL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I am awesome. Trust me.

And I am not a creeper ;)

But seriously, I'm pretty easy to get along with and I get along well with pretty much anybody. Try me! I may be a little shy until the ice is broken, but after it is things warm up quickly.

Here is more about me for those that want to know: I was a military (navy) kid. Lived in a few places and seen a few things. Got my psych degree from USF and been kinda blowing in the wind for the past couple of years. I have become very disillusioned with the grimeyness of the private sector so I decided to carry on the family tradition by joining the navy. I am scheduled to ship out in June 2014.

I consider myself a deep person, an old soul. Cynical yet cautiously (maybe naively) optimistic. My philosophy consists of trying to consider everyone, everywhere, forever. It is difficult to do and I often fail, but hey that's being human for ya.

Deep as I may be I am always trying to crack a joke. Like, always. If laughter really is medicine then I must be a pharmacist! (ba dum tsh!) I love to laugh and more so to make others laugh and am usually pretty good at it whether it's with or at me.

INFP FYI
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm mainly waiting to ship out for the navy. That means working out and running and stuff. But in the meantime I am working fixing computers. I might take a look at yours if you ask nicely.

Listening to 88.5 or WUSF. I also enjoy reading. It could be a (text)book, the tbt* or something online. Probably something online. I like to lurk on Fark.

And I play tennis.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening to and connecting with people
Making chili. Really just cooking in general
Making things funny
And driving. Definitely driving
The first things people usually notice about me
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is that I look young for my age.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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BOOKS: Science, politics, and philosophy. Good fiction is always nice too. Some of my favorite authors are: Dostoyevsky, Chuck Palahniuk, Bill Bryson, Kurt Vonnegut, Jared Diamond, George Orwell, Aldous Huxley, Thomas Friedman.

MOVIES: Comedy, Documentary, Drama, Action, Sci-Fi. Here are some select titles: Moon, Office Space, Idiocracy, Waiting, Waking Life, Dogma, Mel Brooks, Wayne's Worlds, Rushmore (and other Wes Anderson films), 28 Days/Weeks Later, Interview with the Vampire, Gladiator, old M. Night Shyamalan films, The Matrix, Garden State, etc, etc.

SHOWS: PBS News Hour, The Daily Show (Jon Stewart is one of my heroes, so is Neil DeGrasse Tyson), The Colbert Report, The Simpsons (the 90's episodes), Modern Family, SVU (yup). Futurama. Top Gear (the British version). Jeopardy. Breaking Bad. I watch sports socially, but I don't park in front of SportsCenter all day.

MUSIC: I like most music. Even country. If there is one type of music that I don't like it's pop. That and dubstep. Now I feel old. I'm mostly into indie though. A few of my favorite artists are Radiohead, Wilco, Modest Mouse, My Morning Jacket, Arcade Fire. But also: Air, Billy Joel, Bobby Womack, Bon Iver, Bright Eyes, Daft Punk, Hundred Waters, Nujabes, Phoenix, The Postal Service, The Roots, Rush, Tom Petty, A Tribe Called Quest, TV On The Radio, Vampire Weekend, 311, and many many more (not a band name... yet)...

GAMES: Mario Kart 64, Starcraft, Minesweeper. Pictionary, Scrabble, Monopoly, and I'm always down for a good game of spades. Tonk and Casino are also fun.

FOOD: Yes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Definitely humor
also Black coffee
Music.
A car, unfortunately
Money, again unfortunately
Q-Tips
An internet connection
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what I should be doing.

how to live.

where to eat (message me with suggestions!)

Also philosophy, science, politics, etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There is no such thing as a typical Friday night. Now on an ideal Friday night I would just be having a good time doing whatever wherever with whomever.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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if nothing. You should message me. Why not? Don't be shy.